Re: OT: Marriage on a lighter note

[Guest guest]

I was just sitting here reading all my neglected yahoo

mail, and I came across this post. On this day when I

am feeling so depressed. Yesterday I was in shock.

Today I am feeling so depressed and sad. Nothing like

the funny things kids say to make me smile and laugh

again.

Thank you for this post. I hope everything turns out

for you Penny.

--- Phoenix Rising wrote:

> Subject: Fw: Marriage

>

> Marriage, a kids point of view...

>

> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

>

> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.

> Like, if you like

> sports, she should like it that you like sports, and

> she should keep the

> chips and dip coming.

> Alan, age 10

>

> No person really decides before they grow up who

> they're going to marry.

> God decides it all way before, and you get to find

> out later who you're

> stuck with.

> Kirsten, age 10

> *************

>

> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the

> person FOREVER by then.

> Camille, age 10

> ************

>

> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem

> to be yelling at the

> same kids.

> Derrick, age 8

> ************

>

> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

> Both don't want any more kids.

> Lori, age 8

> ***********

>

> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them

> to get to know each

> other. Even boys have something to say if you

> listen long enough.

> Lynnette, age 8

>

> On the first date, they just tell each other lies,

> and that usually gets

> them

> interested enough to go for a second date.

> , age 8

> *************

>

> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING

> SOUR?

> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would

> call all the

> newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all

> the dead

> columns Craig, age 9

> *************

>

> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

> When they're rich.

> Pam, age 7

> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't

> want to mess with that.

> Curt, age 6

>

> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then

> you should

> marry them and have kids with them. It's the right

> thing to do.

> , age 8

>

> **************

>

> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.

> Boys need someone to

> clean up after them.

> Anita, age 9

> **************

>

> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE

> DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,

> wouldn't there?

> Kelvin, age 9

> *************

>

> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

> Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she

> looks like a truck.

> Ricky, age 10

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> Love and Hugs to all

> http://phoenixrisng.www6.50megs.com

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[Guest guest]

Thank you, I am glad it gave you a smile despite the turmoil. P.K.

Thank you for this post. I hope everything turns out

for you Penny.

> Marriage, a kids point of view...

>

> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

>

> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.

> Like, if you like

> sports, she should like it that you like sports, and

> she should keep the

> chips and dip coming.

> Alan, age 10

>

> No person really decides before they grow up who

> they're going to marry.

> God decides it all way before, and you get to find

> out later who you're

> stuck with.

> Kirsten, age 10

> *************

>

> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED

Love and Hugs Penny Kittson

Consultation in Saskatoon

Saskatchewan with Dr. Calqhoun

Nov29 Bilio Pancreatic Diversion

Age 48 BMI 43 5' 2 "

weight now 238 / weight was 120 1987

Langley British Columbia

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