Guest guest Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Good one Tracie:) The secret to long life... A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, " I couldn't help but notice how happy you look - What is your secret ? " " I smoke ten cigars a day, " she said. " Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack s every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and don't exercise at all. " " That is absolutely amazing! How old are you ? " " Thirty-four, " she replied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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