Guest guest Posted September 4, 2001 Report Share Posted September 4, 2001 Good one...LMAO ~~* AJ *~~ Age 37 5'8'' Post op 7/24/01 Open BPD/DS self pay - Dr Baltasar -Alcoy Spain 07/24/01 BMI 64 415.1 08/06/01 BMI 59 390.2 -24.9 lbs! -10.75 inches 08/16/01 BMI 58 387.0 -28.1 lbs! -11.25 inches 08/24/01 BMI 58 386.5 -28.6 lbs! -15.5 inches 08/30/01 BMI 58 378.3 -36.8 lbs! -21.25 inches My personal website: www.WLS4AJ.homestead.com Check out the Bellingham Support Group at WWW.WLSBellingham.homestead.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 4, 2001 Report Share Posted September 4, 2001 Hey Guys, Has this happened to any one of you post ops?? Walmart A woman goes into Wal Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal Mart associate standing there with dark shades on. She says, " Excuse me sir, can you tell me anything about this rod and reel? " He says, " Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes. " She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, " That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line. It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00. " She says, " That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it. " He walks behind the counter to the register. In the meantime the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed, but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her. He rings up the sale and says, " That will be $29.50 " She says, " But didn't you say it was $20.00? " He says, " Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $7.00 and the catfish bait is $2.50. " lol denise in ny 5 days to go _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 5, 2001 Report Share Posted September 5, 2001 Omigawd...This is too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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