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At 8:49 PM +0000 10/3/01, marym@... wrote:

>NP= Nurse Practitioner (generic term)

>ANP= Adult Nurse Practitioner (specializes in adult health)

>Certificate program= is a university program for nurses who already

>have a master's degree in nursing and want to become a nurse

>practitioner in another specialty area.

Thanks, . But, now that you expanded the abbreviation, I am a

bit confused. I thought that you WERE (are?) a NP.

--Steve

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Thanks for clarifying further, ma'am. Not to disparage, , but

your list gives whole new meaning to " psychobabble. " One thing for

sure, though: next time I go nuts, I'll come looking for YOU [to

diagnose and prescribe, of course!].

Letters, we got lots and lots of LETTERS...

At 12:38 AM +0000 10/4/01, marym@... wrote:

At 7:23 AM -0400 10/4/01, Steve Goldstein wrote:

>I am a psych-ARNP which is a psychiatriac nurse practitioner. ...

>ANP=adult FNP=family WHNP=women's health NMNP=nurse midwife, PNP=peds ,

>NNNP=neonatal, ACNP=acute care Psych, ...and there are more.

>The actual letters depend upon the state you

>are working in. I'm a nurse practitioner and clinical nurse

>spcialist in 2 states and have very different letters after my name

>depending on which state I am working in.

--Steve

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Why Steve, you give a whole new meaning to " doing your friends " .

When the secty calls and tells me there is a skinny east coast guy

out there saying something about " Dee Ess and Nuts " , I'll get out all

my toys and play with you. Far more fun than diagnosing and

prescribing. I have squisable mini brains, fold out rubics cubes

describing antipsychotics, magnetic stick figures that stick to the

lamp pole, and books and books of very dirty pictures. I even have

one glitter filled magic wand saved for very special people who are

ready for a instant cure.

LOL

> Thanks for clarifying further, ma'am. Not to disparage, , but

> your list gives whole new meaning to " psychobabble. " One thing for

> sure, though: next time I go nuts, I'll come looking for YOU [to

> diagnose and prescribe, of course!].

>

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At 12:16 PM +0000 10/4/01, marym@... wrote:

>Why Steve, you give a whole new meaning to " doing your friends " .

OOPS! Didn't mean to offend. Was joshing.

You should see how I skewer economists, BTW. Talk about *babble!

The economists reign supreme when it comes to *babble.

>When the secty calls and tells me there is a skinny east coast guy

That'll take another year (skinny).

>out there saying something about " Dee Ess and Nuts " , I'll get out all

>my toys and play with you. Far more fun than diagnosing and

>prescribing. I have squisable mini brains, fold out rubics cubes

>describing antipsychotics, magnetic stick figures that stick to the

>lamp pole, and books and books of very dirty pictures.

OOOOH-EEE! Love it when you do dirty.

>I even have

>one glitter filled magic wand saved for very special people who are

>ready for a instant cure.

I presume one has to bend over for that treatment, huh?

This is too much fun. Back to work.

--Steve

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> Why Steve, you give a whole new meaning to " doing your friends " .

>

> When the secty calls and tells me there is a skinny east coast guy

> out there saying something about " Dee Ess and Nuts " , I'll get out

all

> my toys and play with you. Far more fun than diagnosing and

> prescribing. I have squisable mini brains, fold out rubics cubes

> describing antipsychotics, magnetic stick figures that stick to the

> lamp pole, and books and books of very dirty pictures. I even have

> one glitter filled magic wand saved for very special people who are

> ready for a instant cure.

>

> LOL

>

>

>

Hey ,

Can I come play with you...I am feeling certifiable right now!

Theresa

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