Re: Fw: Death of an Old Cow

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Subject: Fw: Death of an Old CowTo: Undisclosed-Recipient@...Date: Tuesday, April 6, 2010, 12:35 PM

Subject: Death of an Old Cow

> DEATH OF THE OLD COW> Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car> comes to a stop.> , in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out> and check--you were driving."> So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but> it was old. > "You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer," says .> Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with> a big grin on his face.> "My God, what happened to you?" asks . > The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle> of malt whisky,> the wife gave

me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."> "What on earth did you say?" asks .> "I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them, "I'm > Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."