Guest guest Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Lynn - Senior Dress Code. and here you go!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SENIOR DRESS CODE Many of us 'Old Folks' ( WAY over 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling 'young' , we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image. Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3.. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads6. Speedos and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10.. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Mini skirts and varicose veins And, Most importantly At some point you have to give up the 'DAISY DUKE' shorts Shut up! You know it's funny. Now send it on to someone else and make them smile.. I am using the Free version of SPAMfighter.We are a community of 6 million users fighting spam.SPAMfighter has removed 13701 of my spam emails to date.The Professional version does not have this message. Ready for Fall shows? Use Bing to find helpful ratings and reviews on digital tv's. Click here. [see the attached file] Hotmail: Powerful Free email with security by Microsoft. Get it now. Hotmail: Free, trusted and rich email service. Get it now. 1 of 1 Photo(s) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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