Guest guest Posted July 11, 2003 Report Share Posted July 11, 2003 Q. What does HMO stand for? > > A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, " HEY MOE. " Its roots go > > back to a concept pioneered by Moe of the Three Stooges, who discovered > > that a patient could be made to forget about the pain in his foot if he > > was poked hard enough in the eyes. > > > > Q. I just joined an HMO. How difficult will it be to choose the doctor > I > > want? > > A. Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents. Your > insurer > > will provide you with a book listing all the doctors in the plan. These > > doctors basically fall into two categories-those who are no longer > > accepting new patients, and those who will see you but are no longer > > participating in the plan. But don't worry; > > the remaining doctor who is still in the plan and accepting new > patients > > has an office just a half-day's drive away and has a diploma from a > > Third World Country. > > > > Q. Do all diagnostic procedures require precertification? > > A. No. Only those you need. > > > > Q. Can I get coverage for my preexisting conditions? > > A. Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment. > > > > Q. What happens if I want to try alternative forms of medicine? > > A. You'll need to find alternative forms of payment. > > > > Q. My pharmacy plan only covers generic drugs, but I need the name > > brand. I tried the Generic Medication, but it gave me a stomach ache. > > What should I do? > > A. Poke yourself in the eye. > > > > Q. What if I'm away from home and I get sick? > > A. You really shouldn't do that. > > > > Q. I think I need to see a specialist, but my doctor insists he can > > handle my problem. Can a general practitioner really perform a heart > > transplant right in his office? > > A. Hard to say, but considering that all you're risking is the $15 > > co-payment, there's no harm in giving him a shot at it. > > > > Q. Will health care be different in the next century? > > A. No. But if you call right now, you might get an appointment by then. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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