Re: Top 10 Advantages to Being Wired Shut

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man, besides swapping " in-laws " for " stepmom " , I tried adding to that

list but i really can't think of a single other advantage. not one.

well, this chat room is fun but i could be here even if my mouth was

not wired so that doesn't count. Oh, I guess you could write that I

have a valid excuse for acting bitchy, but I probably would not be

acting so bitchy if I was not wired so that does not count either.

Well, there is my boyfriend waiting on me hand and and foot... but that

only lasted a week and now he's more annoyed than ever at having to

pick up my straws from all over the place. (I'm afraid to throw them

out

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> #1  Thinner than I was in highschool!  Hungrier too

> #2  Jeans are looser than ever!

> #3  Time off work

> #4  Catch up on daytine tv

> #5  Catch up on sleep

> #6  You never say anything stupid

> #7  Theres a good reason to not answer when your inlaws call!

> #8  Your lip stick stays on longer

> #9  No need for coligin in lips (or cheeks for that matter)

> #10 I now know I'll never be annorexic!

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> oh yeah and an aigned bite of course!

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[Guest guest]

I'll probably feel better when my braces are off and I can smile

really widely

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> > > > > >  #1  Thinner than I was in highschool! 

> > > Hungrier too

> > > > > >  #2  Jeans are looser than ever!

> > > > > >  #3  Time off work

> > > > > >  #4  Catch up on daytine tv

> > > > > >  #5  Catch up on sleep

> > > > > >  #6  You never say anything stupid

> > > > > >  #7  Theres a good reason to not answer when

> > > your inlaws call!

> > > > > >  #8  Your lip stick stays on longer

> > > > > >  #9  No need for coligin in lips (or cheeks

> > > for that matter)

> > > > > >  #10 I now know I'll never be annorexic!

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> > > > > >  oh yeah and an aigned bite of course!

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[Guest guest]

Hey Jodi...

Glad you like the bags! The watermelon is a favorite... the bags went

up on Bagborroworsteal.com just last friday and already 2 orders for

that one.

Dr. Super was my surgeon, was he yours too? If so, I'd love to compare

notes!

My boyfriend was all concerned at the beginning... he knew what was

going on... he did a lot of the research and went with me to

appointments but I still don't think he was ready for the drastic state

I was in after the surgery., My boyfriend does not throw them... he

just very deliberately asks me if I am donr with them and then goes to

throw them out. And I cut them so they are really everywhere...

wrappers too.

My face has not changed very much at all... my bottom jaw was brought

forward 5.5 mm. I get my wires off tomorrow and I already feel like Ii

am not still 5.5... maybe only 4 or so. I don't even care. i was

excited by the idea of looking a bit different but was not looking for

a major cosmetic change and if this did not get rid of my little double

chin, then I am just destined too have it until I get it sucked it out

on my 40th birthday.

Later!

Tova

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> Tova,

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> I just checked your bags, they are great. I love the

> watermelon. I saw a NY area code. Was Dr. Super your

> surgoen? I'm in NYC too! I was laughing at your

> straw statement, my fiance freaks on me with the

> straws! Last nught he threw one at me....the worried

> man is gone, and we are back to be the coiple before

> the surgery:)

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> He was a bit freaked by my decession. Until the day

> of surgery I dont think he really listened to what I

> was doing. I think I he thought I was having a tooth

> removed. It's been a bit of shock for him. Do you

> look diffrent? I look diffrent and I look like I had

> a nose job, which makes me feel very plastic surgery

> looking. I just wanted a nicer smile and now I feel a

> bit like those reality shows, Extreme Makeover. Good

> luck with everything.

>

> --- Tova Friedman wrote:

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>>

>> Jane- you're too kind! Hopefully, someday you will

>> see my stuff at

>> Bloomingdales and say " Wait- that's the chic from

>> the orthognathic

>> surgery support groups on Yahoo " ....ahhh... that

>> will be my claim to

>> fame. I just realized... you can see a live " before "

>> shot on the press

>> page when they interviewed me at a trade show. It

>> was terrible... i had

>> been talking and smiling all day and my braces were

>> kinda new. The

>> entire insides of my mouth were ripped apart from

>> all the talking. By

>> the time they got there (I didn't know they were

>> coming) I could barely

>> talk because my cheeks were all cut up inside... and

>> I didn't realize

>> until I saw that clip that I talk just a little

>> funny with my braces.

>> I hope the clip loads if you wanna go watch it. i

>> maintain the site

>> myself and I'm not too well trained...

>>

>> Tova

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>>> Tova,

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>>> I just went to your website and its amazing!!

>> Another advantage-

>>> finding teeze bags and accessories!

>>> Jane

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>>>>>   #1  Thinner than I was in highschool! 

>> Hungrier too

>>>>>   #2  Jeans are looser than ever!

>>>>>   #3  Time off work

>>>>>   #4  Catch up on daytine tv

>>>>>   #5  Catch up on sleep

>>>>>   #6  You never say anything stupid

>>>>>   #7  Theres a good reason to not answer when

>> your inlaws call!

>>>>>   #8  Your lip stick stays on longer

>>>>>   #9  No need for coligin in lips (or cheeks

>> for that matter)

>>>>>   #10 I now know I'll never be annorexic!

>>>>>

>>>>>   oh yeah and an aigned bite of course!

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>

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That is too funny!!!

I can agree with all!!!

I do have to say, I will NEVER be anorexic either, and after being

wired, don't understand how anyone would deliberatly not eat!! but,

that is another topic.

Funny, funny, funny.

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> #1 Thinner than I was in highschool! Hungrier too

> #2 Jeans are looser than ever!

> #3 Time off work

> #4 Catch up on daytine tv

> #5 Catch up on sleep

> #6 You never say anything stupid

> #7 Theres a good reason to not answer when your inlaws call!

> #8 Your lip stick stays on longer

> #9 No need for coligin in lips (or cheeks for that matter)

> #10 I now know I'll never be annorexic!

>

> oh yeah and an aigned bite of course!