Guest guest Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 My two all-time favorites, not created by me, still remain: " I had an encounter with a rabid moose. " " Don't ask. We had a really bizarre sexual experience. " (This one could work if you're married, but probably wouldn't do much for little old ladies. At least for the little old ladies around here.) And good for you, for getting on with what you want to do. I didn't let even the Clydesdales keep me from doing what I wanted, either. My husband was appalled, and wanted me to go find some makeup! c. > > those kind of faces are nice on little furry creatures, but they > look horrific on adults - at least this adult! > > it didn't stop me from going out though.. i was curious to see how > people would react.. just as i thought, most people will stare > discreetly, but will never let you see them looking and wonder if > you got into a fight, which caused the swollen face, or if you were > dealt a bad genetics card.. LOL > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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