OT-- A.A.A.D.D. Re: My Steak Issue

[Guest guest]

Steve, this is so funny...I am passing it on! Thanks for the laugh!

in NJ

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> This is how it manifests:

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> I decided to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice

that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail

before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the

junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash

can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take

out the trash first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the

mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills

first. I take my checkbook out of my purse that is on the table, and

see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk

in the den, so I go to my desk where I find the bottle of soda that I

had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need

to push the soda aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I

see that the soda is getting warm, so I decide to put it in the

refrigerator. As I head toward the kitchen with the soda, a vase of

flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. I set

the soda down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that

I've been searching for all morning. I set the glasses back down on

the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV

remote. Someone left it on the table. I realize that tonight when we

go to watch TV, we will be looking for the remote, but nobody will

remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back

in the den, where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I

splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe

up the spill. Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was

planning to do. At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the

bills aren't paid, there is a warm bottle of soda sitting on the

counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in

my checkbook, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I

did with the car keys. Then when I try to figure out why nothing got

done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day

long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and

I'll try to get some help for it,but first I'll check my e-mail.

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> Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know,

because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.

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