Re: Blowing wind ///CRACKED ME UP !!!!!!

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OMG....I haven't laughed this freakin hard in a long, long time. I hope I

haven't dislodged any of my new sutures!!!!(just had my arms and boobs done)

Good Lord can I ever relate. I work for the school system and I remember once

during the school year, I had eaten a few too many carbs and of course they

turned my intestines inside out. The custodians went in the bathroom about 30

minutes later to clean and came rushing to my office and asked if they could use

my phone to call maintenance. I almost died laughing when they called to report

that they thought an animal had died in the sewer or somewhere in the bathroom.

I am sitting right now with tears running down my face from laughing so hard.

So.....what a nice surprise when I read this week that there is something called

Devrom. Thank you for bringing it up....actually my family will be the

thankful ones!!!!!

BJ in Va.

vspeek wrote:

Hello folks,

The subject of " blowing wind " has brought me out of lurk mode, where I've been

sitting for several months.

I've had a bad odor since my RNY surgery two years ago. Because of that, I try

not to go to the bathroom at work. But sometimes ya know ya gotta go - and to

make a long story short, the person who followed me in the bathroom thought

there must be a natural gas leak because the room smelled like rotten eggs.

So that person called over two people for their opinion and they thought it

smelled like natural gas, too. So they called in three more people and they were

all so sure it was a gas leak that they called the gas company to come and check

it out.

So here comes the guy from Nicor Gas with his gas meter. He checked the

bathroom, everything in the office and everything outside. No gas leak - except

from me, of course.

I didn't fess up to anyone, but when I got home from work I immediately got

online and ordered some Devrom. Sure hope it works!

By the way, I had RNY surgery at the Bariatric Treatment Center in Belvidere,

Illinois, two years ago. I lost 110 pounds in the first year, then got stuck and

didn't lose anything else for 6 months. I gained 20 pounds in the next 6 months.

Unfortunately, I still have 30-50 pounds to lose, but I'm afraid it's not going

to happen.

As far as my occupation - I'm a newspaper reporter for a small-town daily paper.

I also just completed my first book (nonfiction) and sent it off to the

publisher. It's about a Koresh kind of religious leader who ended up being

murdered by his own followers.

Vickie in the Chicago area

270/160/180

5 foot 3 inches tall

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> > > I overdid my new superpowers and now have to hold on again using

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> > > my message is, be careful with your new quality of life, you can

> > > break it

> > > and end up back in your chair. None of us want that.

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