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Reminds me of an old 12 step joke about directions. You can always tell

a compulsive overeater and an alcoholic by the directions they give. The

compulsive overeater give you directions by restaurants and convenience

stores. The alcoholic gives you directions based on bars and liquor

stores. My problem was that I could give directions based on

restaurants, convenience stores, bars and liquor stores. Gee, I wonder

what that says about me? :o)

Lori Owen - Denton, Texas

SRVG 7/16/01

Dr. Ritter/Dr. Bryce

479/335/???

On Sat, 31 May 2003 22:14:25 -0400 Regina Block

writes:

> (For the rest of the country, NJ locations are always described by

> which

> exit along the GS Parkway

> you're near) LOL

>

> Just like Long Island locations are described as being next to what

> Burger King or what Mall.

> Honest to God, I used to have a Burger King Road Map when I first

> started driving. Then I wonder how I got up to 378 pounds. LOL Its

> a

> good thing that over the years I've lost my craving for junk food,

> but

> developed a great sense of direction. Shopping anyone?

>

> Regina

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My husband still teases me that when we first met that he noticed I would

give directions by way of bars, taverns, etc.. I could pretty much hold a

lot of liquor back then. Now, I'm an extremely cheap date. : )

Regina

loriowen@... wrote:

> Reminds me of an old 12 step joke about directions. You can always tell

> a compulsive overeater and an alcoholic by the directions they give. The

> compulsive overeater give you directions by restaurants and convenience

> stores. The alcoholic gives you directions based on bars and liquor

> stores. My problem was that I could give directions based on

> restaurants, convenience stores, bars and liquor stores. Gee, I wonder

> what that says about me? :o)

> Lori Owen - Denton, Texas

> SRVG 7/16/01

> Dr. Ritter/Dr. Bryce

> 479/335/???

>

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I have to admit that is one benefit of this surgery, you become a real

cheap date real quick.

Lori Owen - Denton, Texas

SRVG 7/16/01

Dr. Ritter/Dr. Bryce

479/335/???

On Sat, 31 May 2003 22:48:57 -0400 Regina Block

writes:

> My husband still teases me that when we first met that he noticed I

> would

> give directions by way of bars, taverns, etc.. I could pretty much

> hold a

> lot of liquor back then. Now, I'm an extremely cheap date. : )

>

> Regina

>

> loriowen@... wrote:

>

> > Reminds me of an old 12 step joke about directions. You can

> always tell

> > a compulsive overeater and an alcoholic by the directions they

> give. The

> > compulsive overeater give you directions by restaurants and

> convenience

> > stores. The alcoholic gives you directions based on bars and

> liquor

> > stores. My problem was that I could give directions based on

> > restaurants, convenience stores, bars and liquor stores. Gee, I

> wonder

> > what that says about me? :o)

> > Lori Owen - Denton, Texas

> > SRVG 7/16/01

> > Dr. Ritter/Dr. Bryce

> > 479/335/???

> >

>

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That is funny. I have noticed people changing their eating habits around

me. They either order food that is a better choice and/or eat slower. I

have one friend that gets made at me because she can't eat as much as she

use to, as if that is a bad thing. Of course, it also has to be my

fault. I just laugh. My mom and I went to lunch not to long ago. We

both ordered a salad. She had gone out with my sister the night before.

My sister ordered almost all carbs. My mom was saying she didn't

understand how she could continue eating like that with her weight issue.

I told her that my sister no longer eats that way around me, she hardly

ever gets carbs when we go out to eat. We both had a good laugh with

that one. Sometimes though it is kind of sad.

Lori Owen - Denton, Texas

SRVG 7/16/01

Dr. Ritter/Dr. Bryce

479/335/???

On Sun, 01 Jun 2003 14:03:28 -0000 " watnext2001 "

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> Sounds like me with the directions, except now my boyfriend complains

>

> that I'm high maintenance because I'm so picky about food, we always

>

> have to go to fine restaurants where I know the food will be good.

>

> Of course, I don't see it that way because, being the doggie bag

> queen, that one meal is now 3 meals for me. It's so funny, though,

>

> he calls eating out with me an " event " because we have to go soooo

> slowly.

>

> in NJ

> *********************

>

> > My husband still teases me that when we first met that he noticed

> I

> would give directions by way of bars, taverns, etc.. I could pretty

>

> much hold a lot of liquor back then. Now, I'm an extremely cheap

> date. : )

> >

> > Regina

>

>

>

> Homepage: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Graduate-OSSG

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> Unsubscribe: mailto:Graduate-OSSG-unsubscribe

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I once read an article on how men and women give directions. Men give

directions by street names and whether it's North, South, East, or West. A

woman gives directions by what's on the corner and if you go right or left.

(that's me!!)

Re: Re: I made it to New Jersey

Reminds me of an old 12 step joke about directions. You can always tell

a compulsive overeater and an alcoholic by the directions they give. The

compulsive overeater give you directions by restaurants and convenience

stores. The alcoholic gives you directions based on bars and liquor

stores. My problem was that I could give directions based on

restaurants, convenience stores, bars and liquor stores. Gee, I wonder

what that says about me? :o)

Lori Owen - Denton, Texas

SRVG 7/16/01

Dr. Ritter/Dr. Bryce

479/335/???

On Sat, 31 May 2003 22:14:25 -0400 Regina Block

writes:

> (For the rest of the country, NJ locations are always described by

> which

> exit along the GS Parkway

> you're near) LOL

>

> Just like Long Island locations are described as being next to what

> Burger King or what Mall.

> Honest to God, I used to have a Burger King Road Map when I first

> started driving. Then I wonder how I got up to 378 pounds. LOL Its

> a

> good thing that over the years I've lost my craving for junk food,

> but

> developed a great sense of direction. Shopping anyone?

>

> Regina

>

>

>

> Homepage: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Graduate-OSSG

>

> Unsubscribe: mailto:Graduate-OSSG-unsubscribe

>

>

>

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