The one flaw in women

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women. The One Flaw In Women > *By the time the Lord made woman, *> *He was into his sixth day of working overtime. *> *An angel appeared and said, *> *'Why are you spending so much time on this one?' *> *And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her? *> *She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, *> *have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable *> *and able to

run on diet coke and leftovers, *> *have a lap that can hold four children at one time, *> *have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a> broken heart *> *-and she will do everything *> *with only two hands.' *> A0 > *The angel was astounded at the requirements. *> *'Only two hands!? No way! *> *And that's just on the standard model? *> *That's too

much work for one day. *> *Wait until tomorrow to finish.' *> > *'But I won't, ' the Lord protested. *> *'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to> my own heart. *> *She already heals herself when she is sick *> *AND can work 18 hour days.' *> > *The angel moved closer and touched the woman. *> *'But you have made her so soft, Lord.'

*> > *'She is soft,' the Lord agreed, *> *'but I have also made her tough. *> *You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.' *> > *' Will she be able to think?', asked the angel. *> > *The Lord replied, *> *'Not only will she be able to think, *> *she will be able to reason and negotiate.'

*> > *The angel then noticed something, *> *and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. *> *'Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. *> *I told you that you were trying to put too much into this> one.' *> > *'That's not a leak,' *> *the Lord corrected, *> *'that's a tear!' *> *'What's the tear for?' the angel asked.

*> > *The Lord said, 'The tear is her way of expressing her joy, *> *her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, *> *her loneliness, her grief and her pride.' *> *The angel was impressed. *> C2 *'You are a genius, Lord. *> *You thought of everything! *> *Woman is truly amazing.' *> > *And she is! *> *Women have strengths that amaze men.

*> *They bear hardships and they carry burdens, *> *but they hold happiness, *> *love and joy. *> *They smile when they want to scream. *> *They sing when they want to cry. *> *They cry when they are happy *> *and laugh when they are nervous. *> *They fight for what they believe in. *> *They stand up to injustice. *> *They don't take 'no' for an answer

*> *when they believe there is a better solution. *> *They go without so their family can have. *> *They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. *> *They love unconditionally. *> C2 *They cry when their children excel *> *and cheer when their friends get awards. *> *They are happy when they hear about *> *a birth or a wedding. *> *Their hearts break when a friend dies. *> *They grieve at the loss of a family

member,yet they are> strong when they think there is no strength left. *> *They know that a hug and a kiss *> *can heal a broken heart. *> *Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. *> *They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you *> *to show how much they care about you. *> *The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. *> *They bring joy, hope and love. *> *They have compassion and ideals. *> *They

give moral support to their family and friends. *> *Women have vital things to say and everything to give *> > *HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN, *> > *IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH. *> **