Re: About Mashed Potatoes -To Jane

[Guest guest]

Katja,

It was a big flashlight that we use when our electricity goes off!!

Let me tell you the most disgusting story EVER about braces!! I

almost don't want to tell you because it is so gross but here it

goes...Once when I first got braces (the second time around) we

ordered chinese food. I was getting frustrated with the fried rice

because it was so stuck in my teeth...so...I took my glass of water

(the plastic red ones you know) and swished around my mouth and spit

it all back in the glass. Well...here comes my husband around the

corner and as usual I was paying no attention to him and....well he

was thirsty (now I would NEVER just pick up a glass and drink

without looking but some men don't pay much attention to detail) and

he drank the water!!!!!!! I didn't notice until he spit it out and

was screaming what int he hell is in there??? :) I thought if I

were to drink that I surely would have puked but I guess he didn't

get any down. Sorry I know it is purely disgusted. I still feel

guilty for doing that to this day!

Jane

> > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > Hi Jane

> > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > I just wanted to say hang in there - things WILL

get

> > > > better.

> > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > Your comment about you having a good gynecologist

> made

> > me

> > > > > > giggle -

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > your surgeon might or might not have had jaw

surgery

> > but

> > > > > unless

> > > > > > > > your

> > > > > > > > > gynecologist's been through a very different kind

of

> > > > surgery,

> > > > > > > then

> > > > > > > > you

> > > > > > > > > can be pretty sure he's never faced first-hand the

> > stuff

> > > us

> > > > > > women

> > > > > > > > > face! Ha ha!

> > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > I'm nearly 9 weeks post-op (upper & lower) and I

> can't

> > > > > believe

> > > > > > > how

> > > > > > > > > much progress I've made. I'm even begining to

think

> > that

> > > I

> > > > > > might

> > > > > > > > one

> > > > > > > > > day tell people that I'd do it all over again if I

> had

> > > the

> > > > > > chance!

> > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > Good luck!

> > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > .

[Guest guest]

Jane,

This story is not that disgusting... it didn't happen to you a least!

You know what they say.... look before your leap, or drink, or eat,

etc..... Hubby learned a valuable lesson that day....

I was doubled over my desk reading your story because I was laughing

so hard. Thank you for sharing it. I loved it. That was hilarious. I

don't think I have any story so priceless!!! Poor guy though! That is

pretty traumatic!! Good thing you were already married!! :)Katja

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > Hi Jane

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > I just wanted to say hang in there - things WILL

> get

> > > > > better.

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > Your comment about you having a good gynecologist

> > made

> > > me

> > > > > > > giggle -

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > your surgeon might or might not have had jaw

> surgery

> > > but

> > > > > > unless

> > > > > > > > > your

> > > > > > > > > > gynecologist's been through a very different kind

> of

> > > > > surgery,

> > > > > > > > then

> > > > > > > > > you

> > > > > > > > > > can be pretty sure he's never faced first-hand

the

> > > stuff

> > > > us

> > > > > > > women

> > > > > > > > > > face! Ha ha!

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > I'm nearly 9 weeks post-op (upper & lower) and I

> > can't

> > > > > > believe

> > > > > > > > how

> > > > > > > > > > much progress I've made. I'm even begining to

> think

> > > that

> > > > I

> > > > > > > might

> > > > > > > > > one

> > > > > > > > > > day tell people that I'd do it all over again if

I

> > had

> > > > the

> > > > > > > chance!

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > Good luck!

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > .