Guest guest Posted September 28, 2001 Report Share Posted September 28, 2001 Hi Steve - I bought one of those extension things...I could reach pre op also. Never used it. In fact, If you want mine - email me and I will mail it to you. Maybe it was different because I had my surgery done Lap. and not Open. Mickey L. 55 pounds gone forever!! > I notice that everyone continually mentions that baby wipes and an > extension are usefull immediately post op. > > Mmmmm... I can reach now, does this change after post op (due to the > surgery)? Or does it just get so tender with going constantly that > it is soothing and less irritable? > > Sorry, but this has been driving me nuts trying to figure it out. > > Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Subject: Perfect Response to a Stupid QuestionWhat a perfect response to a stupid question! When someone asks you a dumb question . . . don't you just wish you could respond like you really wanted to?Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Sophie the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out, when a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.Well... Looking at the bag and realizing that it actually did say DOG FOOD, in big bold letters. . . I was a little bit curious . .So . . . since I'm retired with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I had ended upin the hospital the last time. But since I'd lost 50 pounds, before I awakened in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms, I had decided to give it another try. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again and just be a little more careful this time. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now listening and enthralled with my story.)Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard, he fell. Wal-Mart has now taken away my shopping privileges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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