WARNING -- The friends you don't know you have

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Hi Everyone,

Saturday night I was editing my Yahoo profile. I noticed that I

suddenly had " intrests " and a friends list. I check my interests and

there were many friends I did not know I had. All of them were women

who were either divorced, single but looking for a " real good " time,

seperated, or looking for an affair. Most had photos attached. Of

those photos, many I do not need to know any better. I got to see

everything I needed to know.

In one case I had a " friend " named Britany. Britany lives in Bangor

Maine, Saginaw Michigan, Milwauki Wisconsin, El Paso Texas, Littleton

Colorado, and Orlando Florida. Each city, she just moved there and

need to meet new friends. Britany has brown, black, blond, red and

purple hair. Only one butterfly tatoo on her butt. She has blue,

brown, and green eyes. She is very beautiful, lives in many places

but can be seen at the same web address and it will only cost me

$9.95 a month to see more of my " good " friend. What is left to see?

So where were these girls when I was in college and single. How come

I didn't get to date any of these women. Of the women I dated, none

of them parted with their clothes as easily as the women in my

friends list. Trust me, I tried.

Anyway, you may want to check your yahoo profile. You have friends

you don't want to know, doing things you don't want your kids to see.

You may want to complain to Yahoo. I have.

Ken M