Guest guest Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Subject: FW: A GOOD LAUGH] > > > *The Moped> > An elderly man on a Moped,> looking about 100 years old,> pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.> > The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya> got there, sonny ?'> > The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO..> It cost half a million dollars!'> > 'That's a lot of money,' says the old man.> 'Why does it cost so much?'> > 'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour !' states the doctor> proudly.> > The Moped driver asks,> 'Mind if I take a look inside ?'> > 'No problem,' replies the doctor.> > So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.> Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice> car, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped !'> > Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just> what his car can do.> He floors it , and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.> > Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.> It seems to be getting closer !> > He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH !> > Something whips by him going much faster !> > 'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor asks> himself.> > He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.> > Then, up ahead of him,> he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!> > Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, He gives it more gas and> passes the Moped at 275 mph. He was feeling pretty good until he looked in> his mirror and saw the old man gaining on him AGAIN !> > Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes> the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.> > Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again!> The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!> > Suddenly, the Moped plows> into the back of his Ferrari,> demolishing the rear end.> > The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably The old man is still alive.> > He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there> anything I can do for you ?'> > The old man whispers,*> > *'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror '*> > > Share your memories online with anyone you want anyone you want. No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG - www.avg.comVersion: 8.5.409 / Virus Database: 270.13.100/2373 - Release Date: 09/15/09 13:37:00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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