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ok, folks, sometimes I think I get a " little too much information " about

everything, but I guess it can't hurt! (Like learning about being turned

around during surgery, the ng tube, the central line, etc. all the tubes I

will wake up with) but here goes another question. How long was your

incision if you had your surgery done open? From where on your body to

where on your body did the incision go?

Carole

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> From your navel to your knees? (^_^) --Steve

Okay, Steve, You MADE me have to post this story...

LOL Wanda

Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over

the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just

kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took

out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in

the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss this vital organ and become a vegetable and a

burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to

just exactly where the heart would be.

" On a woman, " the doctor said, " the heart would be just below the left

breast. "

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a bullet

wound to her left knee.

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I wondered when this joke would finally show up after Steve's so very

insensitive comment. LOL

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> From your navel to your knees? (^_^) --Steve

Okay, Steve, You MADE me have to post this story...

LOL Wanda

Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over

the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just

kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took

out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in

the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss this vital organ and become a vegetable and a

burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to

just exactly where the heart would be.

" On a woman, " the doctor said, " the heart would be just below the left

breast. "

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a bullet

wound to her left knee.

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ROARING WITH LAUGHTER!

I only joshed Judie 'cuz I love her, and she knows it! (It's OK;

Mike can know it, too!)

--Steve

At 2:11 PM -0600 11/14/01, Manero wrote:

>I wondered when this joke would finally show up after Steve's so very

>insensitive comment. LOL

>

>...

> " On a woman, " the doctor said, " the heart would be just below the left

>breast. "

>

>Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a bullet

>wound to her left knee.

>

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