Guest guest Posted November 13, 2001 Report Share Posted November 13, 2001 ok, folks, sometimes I think I get a " little too much information " about everything, but I guess it can't hurt! (Like learning about being turned around during surgery, the ng tube, the central line, etc. all the tubes I will wake up with) but here goes another question. How long was your incision if you had your surgery done open? From where on your body to where on your body did the incision go? Carole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 14, 2001 Report Share Posted November 14, 2001 At 7:14 PM -0800 11/13/01, Judie Hensel wrote: >Carole, >My incision runs from my boobs to my navel..... From your navel to your knees? () --Steve -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 14, 2001 Report Share Posted November 14, 2001 > From your navel to your knees? () --Steve LOL Steve! That's COLD, brother! Mich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 14, 2001 Report Share Posted November 14, 2001 From your navel to your knees? () --Steve Haha Steve! Since they do hang low.....I guess its from the navel to the knees now LOL what a funny visual! Judie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 14, 2001 Report Share Posted November 14, 2001 > From your navel to your knees? () --Steve Okay, Steve, You MADE me have to post this story... LOL Wanda Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss this vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. " On a woman, " the doctor said, " the heart would be just below the left breast. " Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a bullet wound to her left knee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 14, 2001 Report Share Posted November 14, 2001 I wondered when this joke would finally show up after Steve's so very insensitive comment. LOL Re: incision > From your navel to your knees? () --Steve Okay, Steve, You MADE me have to post this story... LOL Wanda Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss this vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. " On a woman, " the doctor said, " the heart would be just below the left breast. " Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a bullet wound to her left knee. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 14, 2001 Report Share Posted November 14, 2001 Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a bullet wound to her left knee.>>>>> LOL thanks for the laugh. that was funny! Judie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 14, 2001 Report Share Posted November 14, 2001 ROARING WITH LAUGHTER! I only joshed Judie 'cuz I love her, and she knows it! (It's OK; Mike can know it, too!) --Steve At 2:11 PM -0600 11/14/01, Manero wrote: >I wondered when this joke would finally show up after Steve's so very >insensitive comment. LOL > >... > " On a woman, " the doctor said, " the heart would be just below the left >breast. " > >Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a bullet >wound to her left knee. > -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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