Guest guest Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 ______________________________________________________________ FEMALE ANNUAL EXAM I went to the doctor for my annual exam. The nurse starts with certain basics: How much do you weigh?' she asks. I say, '135'. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asks, 'Your height?' I say '5 foot 4'. The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2'. She then took my blood pressure and told me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!' She put me on Prozac. What a Bitch...________________________________ No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - http://www.avg.com/ Version: 8.5.375 / Virus Database: 270.13.34/2268 - Release Date: 07/28/09 06:00:00________________________________Hotmail: Trusted email with Microsoft's powerful SPAM protection. Sign up now. <http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/177141664/direct/01/http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/177141664/direct/01/>This message is intended for the sole use of the addressee, and may contain information that is privileged, confidential and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the addressee you are hereby notified that you may not use, copy, disclose, or distribute to anyone the message or any information contained in the message. If you have received this message in error, please immediately advise the sender by reply email and delete this message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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