OT---How it happend

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Subject: How It Happened

How it Happened

And God populated the earth

with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach,

green and yellow vegetable of all kinds,

so Man and Woman

would live long and healthy lives.

And Satan created Mc's.

And Mc's brought forth

the 99-cent double-cheeseburger.

And Satan said to Man,

" You want fries with that? "

And Man said, " Supersize them. "

And Man gained pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt,

that woman might keep her figure

that man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth chocolate.

And woman gained pounds.

And God said, " Try my crispy fresh salad. "

And Satan brought forth ice cream.

And woman gained pounds.

And God said, " I have sent your heart

healthy vegetables and olive oil

with which to cook them. "

And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak

so big it needed its own platter.

And Man gained pounds and his

bad cholesterol went through the roof.

And God brought forth running shoes

and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.

And Satan brought forth cable TV

with remote control so Man would not have to toil

to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.

And Man gained pounds.

And God said,

" You're running up the score, Devil. "

And God brought forth the potato,

a vegetable naturally low in fat

and brimming with nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin

and sliced the starchy center into chips

and deep-fat fried them.

And he created sour cream dip also.

And Man clutched his remote control

and ate the potato chips

swaddled in cholesterol.

And Satan saw and said, " It is good. "

And Man went into cardiac arrest.

And God sighed and created

quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMO's

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