Guest guest Posted October 13, 2001 Report Share Posted October 13, 2001 Thanks Ellen, I enjoyed that. Just goes to show that He's a good fit for us all! Rosie > It's always better to laugh than cry... The following is in good fun... and a reminder that there is always an argument that makes sense... but perhaps just not the right sense! ** > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN: > 1. His first name was Jesus > 2. He was bilingual > 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities > > But then there were equally good arguments that.... > > JESUS WAS BLACK: > 1. He called everybody " brother " > 2. He liked Gospel > 3. He couldn't get a fair trial > > But then there were equally good arguments that.... > > JESUS WAS JEWISH: > 1. He went into His Father's business > 2. He lived at home until he was 33 > 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his > Mother was sure he was God > > But then there were equally good arguments that.... > > JESUS WAS ITALIAN: > 1. He talked with his hands > 2. He had wine with every meal > 3. He used olive oil > > But then there were equally good arguments that.... > > JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN: > 1. He never cut his hair > 2. He walked around barefoot > 3. He started a new religion > > But then there were equally good arguments that.... > > JESUS WAS IRISH: > 1. He never got married > 2. He was always telling stories > 3. He loved green pastures > > But perhaps the most compelling evidence..... > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN: > 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food > 2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it > 3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do...... > > I vote that Jesus was a woman... it is the MOST true ....Love ya! Elle ** > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 13, 2001 Report Share Posted October 13, 2001 LMAO thanks Ellen Ellen Rowley wrote: It's always better to laugh than cry... The following is in good fun... and a reminder that there is always an argument that makes sense... but perhaps just not the right sense! ** THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN: 1. His first name was Jesus 2. He was bilingual 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities But then there were equally good arguments that.... JESUS WAS BLACK: 1. He called everybody " brother " 2. He liked Gospel 3. He couldn't get a fair trial But then there were equally good arguments that.... JESUS WAS JEWISH: 1. He went into His Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God But then there were equally good arguments that.... JESUS WAS ITALIAN: 1. He talked with his hands 2. He had wine with every meal 3. He used olive oil But then there were equally good arguments that.... JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN: 1. He never cut his hair 2. He walked around barefoot 3. He started a new religion But then there were equally good arguments that.... JESUS WAS IRISH: 1. He never got married 2. He was always telling stories 3. He loved green pastures But perhaps the most compelling evidence..... THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN: 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food 2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it 3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do...... I vote that Jesus was a woman... it is the MOST true ....Love ya! Elle ** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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