Re: Groaning permitted ...

October 13, 2001

Thanks, Steve - I needed that! I couldn't get to the groan because the

paroxysm of laughter that preceeded it was too strong.

Nick in Sage

Groaning permitted ...

> " It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan.

> His old man's a Rolling Stone. "

October 13, 2001

Thanks Steve LOL

Lisbeth

Steve Goldstein wrote: We've been having a bit of

tension on the list. Time for a good

light-hearted groan. Or, you can all gang up and stat shooting

daggers at me for this one...

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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her

nameplate that her name is Whack.

" Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a long holiday in

Barbados "

Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that

it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says " Sure. I have this, " and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,

about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank

manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says,

" There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and

wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral. " She holds

up the tiny pink elephant. " I mean, what in the world is this? "

He replied......

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(you've gotta love this..)

.................

" It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan.

His old man's a Rolling Stone. "

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