Guest guest Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude! Priest: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Priest: Hi . Say , what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they? : Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge! (silence) Priest: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight. Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them. Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?    JOE & JOANIE LAMENSKIE IPF JAN. 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009  Ahahahhhahaha Two good jokes! thank you! Joyce rudy AZ birds SECOND LAUGH A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude! Priest: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Priest: Hi . Say , what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they? : Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge! (silence) Priest: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight. Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them. Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?    JOE & JOANIE LAMENSKIE IPF JAN. 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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