Re: You Know You're Fat When..................................AARRRGG!!

[Guest guest]

Steve,

I got one for you....I once split my pants (thank god it was only the lining) in

a roomful of people I was giving a presentation....The room was quite and the

rip was loud let just say everyone was trying to get a look at the back of my

pants to see what it looked like I wanted to die!

Lisbeth

ufaf637@... wrote: Ok,, Ok,, Here is one that I believe tops the books.

You know you're fat when you sit on the toilet at work and the toilet

comes CRASHING DOWN with you (and everything else) on top of it.

HOW EMBARASSING!!!!!!! I just about died!!!!!! (not to mention got

all wet)

Hard to sneak out and blame it on someone else :-(

Unfortunaltely I have tons of these type of anectodtes. I'll begin

to share them when I get depressed.

Besides, I'm not fat, I'm just retaining " lots " of water.

Steve Ellis

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