Guest guest Posted October 26, 2001 Report Share Posted October 26, 2001 >I usually don't forward these but this one is particularly frightening >to me, and you can't be too careful.... > >Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that >a major plot is planned for that day. >Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an >alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are >planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite >them when they are doing their dirty business. >I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a >reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is >dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady >whose husband buys hot-dogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who >shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer >sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He >apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators >and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must >be true. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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