Guest guest Posted October 13, 2001 Report Share Posted October 13, 2001 We've been having a bit of tension on the list. Time for a good light-hearted groan. Or, you can all gang up and stat shooting daggers at me for this one... ======================================== A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Whack. " Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a long holiday in Barbados " Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says " Sure. I have this, " and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, " There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral. " She holds up the tiny pink elephant. " I mean, what in the world is this? " He replied...... ................. ................. ................. ................. ................. (you've gotta love this..) ................. ................. ................. ................. ................. ................. " It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone. " -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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