a few laughs

[Guest guest]

It's always better to laugh than cry... The following is in good fun... and a

reminder that there is always an argument that makes sense... but perhaps just

not the right sense! **

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:

1. His first name was Jesus

2. He was bilingual

3. He was always being harassed by the authorities

But then there were equally good arguments that....

JESUS WAS BLACK:

1. He called everybody " brother "

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn't get a fair trial

But then there were equally good arguments that....

JESUS WAS JEWISH:

1. He went into His Father's business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his

Mother was sure he was God

But then there were equally good arguments that....

JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1. He talked with his hands

2. He had wine with every meal

3. He used olive oil

But then there were equally good arguments that....

JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

1. He never cut his hair

2. He walked around barefoot

3. He started a new religion

But then there were equally good arguments that....

JESUS WAS IRISH:

1. He never got married

2. He was always telling stories

3. He loved green pastures

But perhaps the most compelling evidence.....

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food

2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't

get it

3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to

do......

I vote that Jesus was a woman... it is the MOST true ....Love ya! Elle

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