You Know You're Fat When..................................AARRRGG!!

[Guest guest]

Ok,, Ok,, Here is one that I believe tops the books.

You know you're fat when you sit on the toilet at work and the toilet

comes CRASHING DOWN with you (and everything else) on top of it.

HOW EMBARASSING!!!!!!! I just about died!!!!!! (not to mention got

all wet)

Hard to sneak out and blame it on someone else :-(

Unfortunaltely I have tons of these type of anectodtes. I'll begin

to share them when I get depressed.

Besides, I'm not fat, I'm just retaining " lots " of water.

Steve Ellis