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Subject: Fw: EL: Confucius SayTo: "Breathe-Support" <Breathe-Support >Date: Monday, September 28, 2009, 2:38 AM

Confucius Say:

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man who run in

Front of car get tired.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man with one

Chopstick go hungry.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man who scratch butt

Should not bite fingernails.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man who eat many

Prunes get good run for money.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Baseball is wrong:

Man with four balls cannot walk.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

War does not

Determine who is right, war determine who is

Left.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Wife who put

Husband in doghouse soon find him in

Cathouse.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man who fight with

Wife all day get no piece at night.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

It take many nails

To build crib, but one screw to fill it.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man who drive like

Hell, bound to get there.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man who live in

Glass house should change clothes in

Basement.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man who fish in

Other man's well often catch crabs.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

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Thanks, . Just the laughs I needed for this Monday morning. Jack79/IPF - UIP/dx06/05 Maine

To: Breathe-Support <Breathe-Support >Sent: Monday, September 28, 2009 2:38:19 AMSubject: Fw: EL: Confucius Say

Confucius Say:

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man who run in

Front of car get tired.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man with one

Chopstick go hungry.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man who scratch butt

Should not bite fingernails.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man who eat many

Prunes get good run for money.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Baseball is wrong:

Man with four balls cannot walk.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

War does not

Determine who is right, war determine who is

Left.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Wife who put

Husband in doghouse soon find him in

Cathouse.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man who fight with

Wife all day get no piece at night.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

It take many nails

To build crib, but one screw to fill it.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man who drive like

Hell, bound to get there.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man who live in

Glass house should change clothes in

Basement.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man who fish in

Other man's well often catch crabs.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

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