Guest guest Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Confucius Say: *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in Front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind Car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one Chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch butt Should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many Prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: Man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not Determine who is right, war determine who is Left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put Husband in doghouse soon find him in Cathouse. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with Wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails To build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in Glass house should change clothes in Basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in Other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator Smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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