I got this today, thought it was interesting, feel free to delete......./NOT CF

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>Subject: Fwd: KIND OF INTERESTING

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> > >TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

> > > >

> > > > Question 1:

> > > > If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8

> > > > kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one

mentally

> > > > retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she

have an

> > > > abortion?

> > > >

> > > > Read the next question before looking at the answer for this

one.

> > > >

> > > > Question 2:

> > > > It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote

counts.

> > > > Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

> > > >

> > > > Candidate A -

> > > > Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with

astrologists.

> > > > He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to

10

> > > > martinis a day.

> > > >

> > > > Candidate B -

> > > > He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used

opium in

> > > > college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

> > > >

> > > > Candidate C -

> > > > He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,

> > > > doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on

his wife.

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > Which of these candidates would be your choice?

> > > > Decide first, no peeking,

> > > > then scroll down for the answer.

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> > > > ANSWERS

> > > >

> > > > Candidate A is lin D. Roosevelt.

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> > > >

> > > > Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

> > > >

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> > > > Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

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> > > >

> > > > And, by the way, the answer to the abortion

> > > > question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

> > > >

> > > > Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before

judging

> > > > someone.

> > > >

> > > > Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs

built the ark.

> > > > Professionals built the Titanic

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > Can you imagine working for a company that has a

> > > > little more than 500 employees and has the following

statistics:

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > *29 have been accused of spousal abuse

> > > > * 7 have been arrested for fraud

> > > > * 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques

> > > > * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at

> > > > least 2 businesses

> > > > * 3 have done time for assault

> > > > * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

> > > > * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

> > > > * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

> > > > * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

> > > > * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the

> > > > last year

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> > > >

> > > > Can you guess which organization this is?

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> > > >

> > > > Give up yet?

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> > > >

> > > >

> > > > It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same

group of

> > > > idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed

to keep

> >the

> > > > rest of us in line.

> > > >

> > > > You gotta pass this one on....