Re: Fw: Fw: eternal truths.....

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In a message dated 6/10/02 6:34:33 PM Pacific Daylight Time,

dkmsalida@... writes:

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> > Eternal truths about marriage!

> >

> > My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

> >

> > My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

> >

> > A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

> >

> > I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

> >

> > I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, " There was water in the

> > carburetor. " I asked her, " Where's the car? " She replied, " In the lake. "

> >

> > Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

> >

> > The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

> >

> > When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him

>keep

> > her.

> >

> > My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two

> > girlfriends.

> >

> > A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it

>since

> > the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

> >

> > Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

>You

> > order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you

>wish

> > you had ordered that.

> >

> > Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

> >

> > A little boy asked his father, " Daddy, how much does it cost to get

> > married? "

> > The father replied, " I don't know son, I'm still paying. "

> >

> > Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't

>know

> > his wife until he marries her?

> > Dad: That happens in every country, son.

> >

> > A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted. " The next day he

> > received a hundred letters. They all said the same : " You can have

>mine. "

> >

> > A woman was telling her friend, " I made my husband a millionaire. " " And

>what

> > was he before you married him? " asked the friend. " A billionaire. " she

> > replied,

> >

> > A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, " Dad! I've

>found

>a

> > woman just like mother " His father replied, " So what do you want?

>Sympathy? "

> >

> > Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in

>Europe.

> >

> > I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

> >

> > Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

> >

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