Guest guest Posted September 29, 2000 Report Share Posted September 29, 2000 In a message dated 9/29/00 2:39:01 AM Eastern Daylight Time, lavolpini@... writes: << I am going to hold a candlelight ceremony >> You go, girl! My daughter is waiting for her date and I just forwarded her your letter to be sure to read. Good luck in your surgery. . .you are a real inspiration. 's mother. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 29, 2000 Report Share Posted September 29, 2000 Dear : I love your tribute idea. If you need any blouses with food stains on the bosom from the first time they were worn, please let me know. I have quite a few of them! (I would carefully choose and only send the ones that I overpaid for). LOL Also, if you need socks that made ridges in the flesh above the ankles, I have them also. You didn't mention bras...the ones that make the ridges in your shoulders and make the lovely chunks in the back just below the shoulder blades. I have some of those too. Oh, and if you need any pantyhouse, the ones that tear after five minutes of motion and make those wonderful fat bubbles that poke through the holes on the top...well...just let me know. I'm sure I can still find some of those. What a wonderful meaningful ceremony. If things get slow, you can always take a seam ripper and tear out the stitched down front crease of a few pair of polyester pants too. That would be fun and entertaining. By the way, all of my blouses coordinate with brown, navy, forest green or black. Because you see, when I dressed up in my dark pants and ba-zoom stained blouse, I did not look like I weighed 304. Most people would have said...why look at Flo...she must only weigh 295 in those nice black pants. Oh, and none of my blouses have stripes running from side to side. But you can't have my new red and black knit top with the stripes running from side to side. Because it's mine and I've never had one before with the stripes like that and besides, my ba-zoom didn't get in the way when I wore it last night to go to the store to buy my XL TOP FROM THE REGULAR DEPARTMENT AND NOT FROM THE FAT DEPARTMENT!!!!!! Painfully Thin in land Leaving in a few minutes for Durham > ** Original Subject: RE: Ceremonies are good > ** > > ** Original Date: Fri, 29 Sep 2000 00:36:37 -0600 > ** Original Message follows... > > Dear all, as my surgery date draws near (Oct 4th) I've been giving > some thought about how I would like to commerate this passage in my > life. I was only going to send this message to my littermates , > and but then I thought that some others might find this > of > interest too (either preop or post op - its never too late). > > I am going to hold a candlelight ceremony (in my hotel room at the > Hawthorne? by the pool? we'll see)the night before our surgery to say > goodbye to the way things were. I will bring pieces of clothing from > home (perhaps an old pair of stretched out panties, a beautiful > blouse > stained on the bosom the first time out, a worn out pair of pants > with > the seams of the crotch all pilled and tearing)to either cut up in > little pieces and/or burn in a little bonfire (on the balconey or > bbq?). I will bring one or more of my sicko diet books (I have a > library full of all of them) to tear up and/or burn; I will bring > some > fleshy unsightly photos which I hate and still have and maybe some > paper and crayons and colored pencils and glue and a paint set and > sparkles to color a new me and a new life. I may write a poem to read > aloud. I invite my littermates to join me and either come with some > of > the things I've mentioned (bring scissors), or with whatever other > symbolism their imagination and creativity bring foward. Best, > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 29, 2000 Report Share Posted September 29, 2000 I always love your sense of humor Flo, its great and by the way I have lots of those kinds of clothes too and cant wait till I can get rid of them. Pat Nevada pre op Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 29, 2000 Report Share Posted September 29, 2000 - How beautiful! You made me cry and I'm 9 months post-op. A word of advice - don't destroy any " fleshy " pictures unless you have copies made. Believe it or not you'll relish all of those " before " pictures before you know it! Sincerely, na MGB 12/27/1999 @ 272 09/27/2000 @ 152 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 29, 2000 Report Share Posted September 29, 2000 To Painfully Thin in land. I live in land too. Can't find a doctor that will support the procedure. I need this desperately. Can you give me any help as to who your doctor was. i would greatly appreciate it. I am desperately seeking Dr. R. Thanks, Kaufmann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 4, 2000 Report Share Posted October 4, 2000 Flo, You are hilarious!!! Ruqayya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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