GOOD QUESTIONS

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> GOOD QUESTIONS> > Who was the first person to look at a cow and> say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things> here, and drink whatever comes out"?> > Why do toasters always have a setting that> burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no> decent human being would eat?> > Why is there a light in the fridge and not in> the freezer?> > If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is> there a song about him?> > Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the> carpool lane?> > If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make> a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole> in a boat?> > Why do people point to their wrist when asking> for the time, but don't point to their crotch> when they ask where the bathroom is?> > Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you> get undressed if they are going to look up> there anyway?> > Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains> on all fours? They're both dogs!> > What do you call male ballerinas?> > Can blind people see their dreams? Do they> dream??> > Why ARE Trix only for kids?> > If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all> that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?> > Why is a person that handles your money called> a 'Broker'?> > If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?> > If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable> oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby> oil made from?> > If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman> is there to hear him, is he still wrong?> > Why is it that when someone tells you that> there are over a billion stars in the universe,> you believe them, but if they tell you there is> wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to> make sure?> > Is Disney World the only people trap operated> by a mouse?> > Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle> Little Star have the same tune?> > Do illiterate people get the full effect of> Alphabet Soup?> > Why do they call it an asteroid when it's> outside the hemisphere, but call it a> hemorrhoid when it's in your sphere?> > Did you ever notice that when you blow in a> dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you> take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out> the window?