Re: Digest Number 2709/ Lucy

[Guest guest]

Hi Lucy,

Thanks for the much needed laugh! How are you doing? I remember how nice it was of you to call Heidi's house last year when we were all there and talk to us on the phone. We hated you couldn't be there also. But hey, we have another one coming up in Oregon and plenty of time to save for it.

Love,

Lu

Couldn't resist!!!

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and

you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.