Guest guest Posted August 30, 2002 Report Share Posted August 30, 2002 I believe-that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. ----------------------------------------------------------- Twenty-eight years ago, Herman , a West Virginia mountain man, was drafted into the Army On his first day in Basic Training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head. On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth. On his third day, he was issued a jock strap. The Army is still looking for him. -------------------------------------------------------- > Ya Gotta Watch Those Little Old Ladies... > > > > > > > > > > An older lady was somewhat lonely, and > > decided that > > > > >she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to > > the pet shop she went. > > > > >Forlornly, she searched. Nothing seemed to > > catch her interest, except > > > this > > > > >one > > > > >ugly frog. As she walked by the barrel he was > > in, he looked up and > > > > >winked at her! He whispered, > > > > > " I'm lonely too, buy me and you won't be > > sorry. " > > > > > > > > > > The old lady figured, what the heck, as she > > hadn't > > > > >found anything else. So, > > > > >she bought the frog and went to her car. > > > > > > > > > > Driving down the road the frog whispered to > > her, " Kiss > > > > >me, you won't be sorry. " > > > > > > > > > > So, the old lady figured what the heck, and > > kissed the > > > > > frog. Immediately the frog turned into an > > absolutely gorgeous, sexy, > > > > >handsome, young prince. > > > > > > > > > > Then the prince kissed her back, and you know > > what the old lady turned into? > > > > > come on, guess........ > > > > >You're going to like this.................. The first motel she could find------- > > > > >(She's old, not dead) ---------------------------------------------------------- An old man lived alone in Palestine. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in an Israeli prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply, " For HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS! " At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen Israeli soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was, " Now plant your potatoes, Dad. This is the best I can do for you at this time. " ------------------------------------------------------ I believe-that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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