Fwd: Friday (RP) From Sally 08/16/02

[Guest guest]

Many of our great men used to come from the farm. We don't have any of

that surplus now.

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One Blonde To Another

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she

decided to kidnap a child and

demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a

little boy, took him behind a

tree and wrote this note. " I have kidnapped your

child. I am sorry to do this but I

need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag

behind the big oak tree in the

park at 7 AM. " Signed, " The Blonde " .

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket

and told him to go straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find

the $10,000 in a brown bag

behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.

Inside the bag was the following note. " Here is your

money. I cannot believe that

one blonde would do this to another. "

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A circus owner ran an ad for a lion tamer, and two

young people showed up. One

was a good-looking lad in his mid-twenties, and the

other was a gorgeous blonde

about the same age.

The circus owner told them, " I'm not going to

sugarcoat it. This is one ferocious lion.

He ate my last tamer, so you guys better be good or

you're history. Here's your

equipment: chair, whip, and a gun. Who wants to try

out first? "

The girl said, " I'll go first. " She walked past the

chair, the whip, and the gun and

stepped right into the lion's cage. The lion started

to snarl and pant and began to

charge her. About half way there, she threw open her

coat revealing her beautiful

naked body.

The lion stopped dead in his tracks, sheepishly

crawled up to her, and started licking

her ankles. He continued to lick her calves, kissed

them, and then rested his head at

her feet.

The circus owner’s mouth was on the floor. He said,

" I've never seen a display like

that in my life. " He then turned to the young man and

asked, " Can you top that? "

The young man replied, " No problem, just get that

lion out of the way. "

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Horse sense is that quatity possessed by horses that keeps them from

acting like people.