Fwd: (RP) from Sally Tuesday 08/13/02

[Guest guest]

I am a blonde too and I thought this was really fuuny. LOL

By the way, which Bird is it???

Love ya

Sally

You know dealin with politicians is kinda like shearing pigs. There's a

hole lot of wiggling, and squealing, but damn little wool.

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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board

while I sit on the sofa and fart.

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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make

love to you really badly.

She said - Well, you succeeded.

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He said - Two inches more and I would be king!!!

She said - Two inches less, and you'd be queen

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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money

I gave you? She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat

bastard.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive

man?

A: A rumor

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On wall in ladies room " My husband follows me everywhere... "

Written just below it " I do not "

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A blonde named Barbara appeared on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...

Regis: " Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and

one lifeline left. The next question will give you the million

dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you

will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready? "

Barbara: " Sure I'll have a go. "

Regis: " Which of the following birds does not build it's own

nest? Is it...

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush

" Remember, Barbara, it's worth 1 million dollars. "

Barbara: " It's a cuckoo. "

Regis: " You're sure? You can walk with the $500,000 or play on

for the million. "

Barbara: " I want to play, I'll go with C - Cuckoo. "

Regis: " Is that your final answer? "

Barbara: " It is. "

Regis: " Are you confident? "

Barbara: " Absolutely! "

Regis: " Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C -Cuckoo.

Well...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS

Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a

real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for

Barbara. "

That night Barbara calls her friend Carol and they go to a

local bar for a celebration drink. As they are sipping their

champagne. Carol turns to Barbara and asks, " Tell me, how did

you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest? "

" It was so simple, " Barbara replied, " Everybody knows that

cuckoos live in clocks. "

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I've been getting these letters lately telling me I was a finalist in

some contest.It's hard to get excited about it when the upper right hand

corner says " BULK RATE " .