Guest guest Posted September 11, 2000 Report Share Posted September 11, 2000 Dr. R, See, I told you that you had a wonderful sense of humor, hehehe. BTW, was the question about taking Xanax pre-op ever answered? I am having trouble sleeping, don't know what I could take. Take care, Kristi --- " Rutledge, M.D., F.A.C.S. " wrote: > Hi, > > Question: How many men does it take to change an > empty toilet roll. > > Answer: Unknown, its never been done. > > RR > > Rutledge, M.D., F.A.C.S. > The Center for Laparoscopic Obesity Surgery > 4301 Ben lin Blvd. > Durham, N.C. 27704 > Telephone #: > Fax #: > Email: DrR@... > > ************************************************ > Please Visit our Web site: http://clos.net > ************************************************ > Please join the > Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List > at http://www.onelist.com > > The Latest Version of the > Mini-Gastric Bypass > Patient Education Manual > ( http://www.clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm ) > > Imagine a 30 min. Outpatient cure for Obesity > LIGHTBULB EXPERIENCE > > > > > > Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light > bulb? > > > > A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes > ONE? > > Because no one else in this house knows HOW to > change > > a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is > BURNED > > OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for > > THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once > they > > figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the > light > > bulbs, despite the fact that they've been in the > SAME > > CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they > > did, by some miracle, actually find the light > bulbs, > > TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from > two > > rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light > bulb > > would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH > IT > > WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% > LIGHT > > BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE > EVER > > CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T > ALL > > SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 > FEET > > DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT > WOULD > > TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...I'm sorry...what did > you > > ask me? > > > > > > Kind regards, > > > > " Having One of THOSE Days " > > > > > > > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass > Mailing List at Onelist.com > > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > > Get the Patient Manual at > http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > > > and for more on the MGB,Don't miss : > > http://www.fourlane.com/mgb > > > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: > MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > > > > > > > > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing > List at Onelist.com > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > Get the Patient Manual at > http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > and for more on the MGB,Don't miss : > http://www.fourlane.com/mgb > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: > MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > > ===== Kristi in AL BMI49 current 288 surgery date 9/21 __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 11, 2000 Report Share Posted September 11, 2000 I do not like Xanax or other tranquilizers. I feel if you cannot face the morning of surgery you may not be a good candidate for operation. RR Rutledge, M.D., F.A.C.S. The Center for Laparoscopic Obesity Surgery 4301 Ben lin Blvd. Durham, N.C. 27704 Telephone #: Fax #: Email: DrR@... ************************************************ Please Visit our Web site: http://clos.net ************************************************ Please join the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at http://www.onelist.com The Latest Version of the Mini-Gastric Bypass Patient Education Manual ( http://www.clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm ) Imagine a 30 min. Outpatient cure for Obesity LIGHTBULB EXPERIENCE > > > > > > > > > > Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light > > bulb? > > > > > > A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes > > ONE? > > > Because no one else in this house knows HOW to > > change > > > a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is > > BURNED > > > OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for > > > THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once > > they > > > figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the > > light > > > bulbs, despite the fact that they've been in the > > SAME > > > CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they > > > did, by some miracle, actually find the light > > bulbs, > > > TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from > > two > > > rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light > > bulb > > > would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH > > IT > > > WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% > > LIGHT > > > BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE > > EVER > > > CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T > > ALL > > > SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 > > FEET > > > DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT > > WOULD > > > TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...I'm sorry...what did > > you > > > ask me? > > > > > > > > > Kind regards, > > > > > > " Having One of THOSE Days " > > > > > > > > > > > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass > > Mailing List at Onelist.com > > > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > > > Get the Patient Manual at > > http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > > > > > and for more on the MGB,Don't miss : > > > http://www.fourlane.com/mgb > > > > > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: > > MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing > > List at Onelist.com > > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > > Get the Patient Manual at > > http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > > > and for more on the MGB,Don't miss : > > http://www.fourlane.com/mgb > > > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: > > MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > > > > > > > ===== > Kristi in AL > BMI49 > current 288 > surgery date 9/21 > > __________________________________________________ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 11, 2000 Report Share Posted September 11, 2000 Hasn't got anything to do with the morning of surgery. I am so excited, I can't go to bed, just want to stay up all night on the computer. Don't worry, I don't " have " to take anything, just thought if I could I would. Guess that would be a NO. hehe Ok, I can deal with that. Boy, you love to give those short little answers to try to make people freak out. Why don't you just say, " I would rather you not take anything, if you feel you really need something, we should discuss it. " Would that really take that much more time? Sure sounds alot better to me. Besides, I already have my flight (for 5), a rental car, and my hotel, all of which are unrefundable. So, I am coming, I am having surgery and you are going to LOVE me! (love to be rid of me is more like it) So, was that sugar coated critisim? I don't want to sound like a " total " kiss up. Besides, it is little posts like that that make us need Xanax or the likes in the first place. (bet you love having that effect on women, huh?) Take care and see you next week! Kristi --- " Rutledge, M.D., F.A.C.S. " wrote: > I do not like Xanax or other tranquilizers. > > I feel if you cannot face the morning of surgery you > may not be a good > candidate for operation. > > RR ===== Kristi in AL BMI49 current 288 surgery date 9/21 __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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