Guest guest Posted September 10, 2000 Report Share Posted September 10, 2000 , Sounds like you live at my house with my 4 .... And since I have become addicted to reading these posts, the condition of my house has greatly deteriorated. I know how you feel, Ruqayya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 10, 2000 Report Share Posted September 10, 2000 LOL that was great, been there. You see I too live in a household where no one else knows anything and " I dont know " is responsible for everything that goes wrong. :-) Have a better day tommorrow Pat Iurato Nevada pre op Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 11, 2000 Report Share Posted September 11, 2000 Dr_Rutledge@... writes: << Question: How many men does it take to change an empty toilet roll. Answer: Unknown, its never been done. >> LOL!!! I Love that one!!! it is sooooo true. Cindy Hullings hsmotherof4@... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 11, 2000 Report Share Posted September 11, 2000 In a message dated 9/11/2000 7:38:27 AM Eastern Daylight Time, Dr_Rutledge@... writes: << Question: How many men does it take to change an empty toilet roll. Answer: Unknown, its never been done. RR >> Doc, Keep your day JOB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 11, 2000 Report Share Posted September 11, 2000 Hi, Question: How many men does it take to change an empty toilet roll. Answer: Unknown, its never been done. RR Rutledge, M.D., F.A.C.S. The Center for Laparoscopic Obesity Surgery 4301 Ben lin Blvd. Durham, N.C. 27704 Telephone #: Fax #: Email: DrR@... ************************************************ Please Visit our Web site: http://clos.net ************************************************ Please join the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at http://www.onelist.com The Latest Version of the Mini-Gastric Bypass Patient Education Manual ( http://www.clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm ) Imagine a 30 min. Outpatient cure for Obesity LIGHTBULB EXPERIENCE > > Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? > > A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? > Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change > a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED > OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for > THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they > figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light > bulbs, despite the fact that they've been in the SAME > CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they > did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, > TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two > rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb > would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT > WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT > BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER > CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL > SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET > DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD > TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...I'm sorry...what did you > ask me? > > > Kind regards, > > " Having One of THOSE Days " > > > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at Onelist.com > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > Get the Patient Manual at http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > and for more on the MGB,Don't miss : > http://www.fourlane.com/mgb > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 11, 2000 Report Share Posted September 11, 2000 Amen! > Hi, > > Question: How many men does it take to change an empty toilet roll. > > Answer: Unknown, its never been done. > > RR > > Rutledge, M.D., F.A.C.S. > The Center for Laparoscopic Obesity Surgery > 4301 Ben lin Blvd. > Durham, N.C. 27704 > Telephone #: > Fax #: > Email: DrR@c... > > ************************************************ > Please Visit our Web site: http://clos.net > ************************************************ > Please join the > Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List > at http://www.onelist.com > > The Latest Version of the > Mini-Gastric Bypass > Patient Education Manual > ( http://www.clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm ) > > Imagine a 30 min. Outpatient cure for Obesity > LIGHTBULB EXPERIENCE > > > > > > Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? > > > > A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? > > Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change > > a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED > > OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for > > THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they > > figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light > > bulbs, despite the fact that they've been in the SAME > > CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they > > did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, > > TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two > > rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb > > would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT > > WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT > > BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER > > CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL > > SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET > > DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD > > TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...I'm sorry...what did you > > ask me? > > > > > > Kind regards, > > > > " Having One of THOSE Days " > > > > > > > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at Onelist.com > > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > > Get the Patient Manual at http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > > > and for more on the MGB,Don't miss : > > http://www.fourlane.com/mgb > > > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: > MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 11, 2000 Report Share Posted September 11, 2000 LOL , I thought you lived alone! Who would change it other than you? The doggie? The kitty? lol Now at my house that is true of the light bulb, the constant running toilet, the empty water bowl for the dog, the dog whinning to get out at the door, the list is endless! Love ya, Dinah > > Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? > > A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? > Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change > a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED > OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for > THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they > figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light > bulbs, despite the fact that they've been in the SAME > CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they > did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, > TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two > rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb > would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT > WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT > BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER > CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL > SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET > DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD > TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...I'm sorry...what did you > ask me? > > > Kind regards, > > " Having One of THOSE Days " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 11, 2000 Report Share Posted September 11, 2000 In a message dated 9/11/2000 6:38:18 AM Central Daylight Time, Dr_Rutledge@... writes: << Question: How many men does it take to change an empty toilet roll. Answer: Unknown, its never been done. RR >> Good One Doc!!! I KNOW that is true. Becky in Bama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 11, 2000 Report Share Posted September 11, 2000 In a message dated 9/11/2000 7:38:15 AM Eastern Daylight Time, Dr_Rutledge@... writes: << Hi, Question: How many men does it take to change an empty toilet roll. Answer: Unknown, its never been done. RR Rutledge, M.D., F.A.C.S. >> LOL LOL LOL So True, So True Cathy Morrow in Lenoir, NC BMI 42 A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 11, 2000 Report Share Posted September 11, 2000 , LMAO !! We have a similar experience at our house but it is with TOILET PAPER ROLLS. I swear the empty roll would sit in the holder for years if I didn't change it. (Never mind the spare rolls are underneath the holder - not two inches from the empty roll.) What's up with that?? Tarri in Missouri Re: LIGHTBULB EXPERIENCE > LOL that was great, been there. You see I too live in a household where > no one else knows anything and " I dont know " is responsible for everything > that goes wrong. :-) > Have a better day tommorrow > Pat Iurato > Nevada pre op > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at Onelist.com > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > Get the Patient Manual at http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > and for more on the MGB,Don't miss : > http://www.fourlane.com/mgb > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 11, 2000 Report Share Posted September 11, 2000 Something to do with your time: write another snake story and submit it to The New Yorker titled 'Letter from Alabama. " Re: LIGHTBULB EXPERIENCE > > > > > > > Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? > > > > > > A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? > > > Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change > > > a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED > > > OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for > > > THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they > > > figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light > > > bulbs, despite the fact that they've been in the SAME > > > CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they > > > did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, > > > TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two > > > rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb > > > would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT > > > WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT > > > BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER > > > CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL > > > SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET > > > DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD > > > TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...I'm sorry...what did you > > > ask me? > > > > > > > > > Kind regards, > > > > > > " Having One of THOSE Days " > > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at Onelist.com > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > Get the Patient Manual at http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > and for more on the MGB,Don't miss : > http://www.fourlane.com/mgb > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 11, 2000 Report Share Posted September 11, 2000 TO LINDA: AMEN SISTER!!!!! TAMI (official queen of everything...houseworkwise, that is!!) Re: LIGHTBULB EXPERIENCE > > > > > > > > > > > > Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? > > > > > > > > A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? > > > > Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change > > > > a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED > > > > OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for > > > > THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they > > > > figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light > > > > bulbs, despite the fact that they've been in the SAME > > > > CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they > > > > did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, > > > > TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two > > > > rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb > > > > would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT > > > > WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT > > > > BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER > > > > CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL > > > > SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET > > > > DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD > > > > TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...I'm sorry...what did you > > > > ask me? > > > > > > > > > > > > Kind regards, > > > > > > > > " Having One of THOSE Days " > > > > > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at Onelist.com > > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > > Get the Patient Manual at http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > > > and for more on the MGB,Don't miss : > > http://www.fourlane.com/mgb > > > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: > MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > > > > > > > > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at Onelist.com > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > Get the Patient Manual at http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > and for more on the MGB,Don't miss : > http://www.fourlane.com/mgb > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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