Fw: Three bears

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I apologize for the "bleep", but it's too funny (and true) not to pass on. Love, Judy FW: Three bears It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is justwaking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at thetable; he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. Who's been eating myporridge?" he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looksinto his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating myporridge?" he roars. Mama Bear puts her head through the serving hatchfrom the kitchen and yells, "For God's sake! how many times do we haveto go through this?" It was Mama Bear who got up first. It was Mama Bear who woke up everyonein the house. It was Mama Bear who made the coffee. It was Mama Bear whounloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away. It wasMama Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch thenewspaper. It was Mama Bear who set the table. It was Mama Bear who putthe cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and fooddish. And, now that you've decided to drag your asses downstairs andgrace Mama Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, causeI'm only going to say this one more time... > >"I HAVEN'T MADE THE FUCKIN PORRIDGE YET!!! _____ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: Click<http://g.msn.com/1HM1ENUS/c144??PS=47575> Here