Guest guest Posted September 4, 2000 Report Share Posted September 4, 2000 Cute, but I was dissappointed that there wasn " t an observation about an attorney! hehe No , that is NOT directed at you.... Kristi --- MomInSWFL@... wrote: > Who makes the best patients? > > Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best > patients. > > The first surgeon says, " I like to see accountants > on my operating table, > because when you open them up, everything inside is > numbered. " > > The second responds, " Yeah, but you should try > electricians! Everything > inside them is color coded. " > > The third surgeon says, " No, I really think > librarians are the best; > everything inside them is in alphabetical order. " > > The fourth surgeon chimes in: " You know, I like > construction workers...those > guys always understand when you have a few parts > left over at the end, and > when the job takes longer than you said it would. " > > But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he > observed: " You're all wrong. > Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's > no guts, no heart, and no > spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable. " > > Robin > Wife to Doug > Mommy to Tyler, 4 yrs., and Brennan, 1 yr. > Singer, wife, mom, secretary.. and not in that > particular order. > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing > List at Onelist.com > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > Get the Patient Manual at > http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > and for more on the MGB,Don't miss : > http://www.fourlane.com/mgb > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: > MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > > ===== Kristi in AL __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 4, 2000 Report Share Posted September 4, 2000 Moi, Kristi? Judith in Seattle Re: a little funny . . . > Cute, but I was dissappointed that there wasn " t an > observation about an attorney! hehe > No , that is NOT directed at you.... > Kristi > > > --- MomInSWFL@... wrote: > > Who makes the best patients? > > > > Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best > > patients. > > > > The first surgeon says, " I like to see accountants > > on my operating table, > > because when you open them up, everything inside is > > numbered. " > > > > The second responds, " Yeah, but you should try > > electricians! Everything > > inside them is color coded. " > > > > The third surgeon says, " No, I really think > > librarians are the best; > > everything inside them is in alphabetical order. " > > > > The fourth surgeon chimes in: " You know, I like > > construction workers...those > > guys always understand when you have a few parts > > left over at the end, and > > when the job takes longer than you said it would. " > > > > But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he > > observed: " You're all wrong. > > Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's > > no guts, no heart, and no > > spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable. " > > > > Robin > > Wife to Doug > > Mommy to Tyler, 4 yrs., and Brennan, 1 yr. > > Singer, wife, mom, secretary.. and not in that > > particular order. > > > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing > > List at Onelist.com > > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > > Get the Patient Manual at > > http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > > > and for more on the MGB,Don't miss : > > http://www.fourlane.com/mgb > > > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: > > MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > > > > > > > ===== > Kristi in AL > > __________________________________________________ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 4, 2000 Report Share Posted September 4, 2000 Judith, Are you an attorney? Kristi --- judith wrote: > Moi, Kristi? > Judith in Seattle > Re: a little funny . . > . > > > > Cute, but I was dissappointed that there wasn " t an > > observation about an attorney! hehe > > No , that is NOT directed at you.... > > Kristi > > > > > > --- MomInSWFL@... wrote: > > > Who makes the best patients? > > > > > > Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best > > > patients. > > > > > > The first surgeon says, " I like to see > accountants > > > on my operating table, > > > because when you open them up, everything inside > is > > > numbered. " > > > > > > The second responds, " Yeah, but you should try > > > electricians! Everything > > > inside them is color coded. " > > > > > > The third surgeon says, " No, I really think > > > librarians are the best; > > > everything inside them is in alphabetical > order. " > > > > > > The fourth surgeon chimes in: " You know, I like > > > construction workers...those > > > guys always understand when you have a few parts > > > left over at the end, and > > > when the job takes longer than you said it > would. " > > > > > > But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he > > > observed: " You're all wrong. > > > Politicians are the easiest to operate on. > There's > > > no guts, no heart, and no > > > spine, and the head and butt are > interchangeable. " > > > > > > Robin > > > Wife to Doug > > > Mommy to Tyler, 4 yrs., and Brennan, 1 yr. > > > Singer, wife, mom, secretary.. and not in that > > > particular order. > > > > > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass > Mailing > > > List at Onelist.com > > > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > > > Get the Patient Manual at > > > http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > > > > > and for more on the MGB,Don't miss : > > > http://www.fourlane.com/mgb > > > > > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: > > > MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > > > > > > > > > > > > ===== > > Kristi in AL > > > > __________________________________________________ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 4, 2000 Report Share Posted September 4, 2000 Yes, L and I both are Re: a little funny . . > > . > > > > > > > Cute, but I was dissappointed that there wasn " t an > > > observation about an attorney! hehe > > > No , that is NOT directed at you.... > > > Kristi > > > > > > > > > --- MomInSWFL@... wrote: > > > > Who makes the best patients? > > > > > > > > Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best > > > > patients. > > > > > > > > The first surgeon says, " I like to see > > accountants > > > > on my operating table, > > > > because when you open them up, everything inside > > is > > > > numbered. " > > > > > > > > The second responds, " Yeah, but you should try > > > > electricians! Everything > > > > inside them is color coded. " > > > > > > > > The third surgeon says, " No, I really think > > > > librarians are the best; > > > > everything inside them is in alphabetical > > order. " > > > > > > > > The fourth surgeon chimes in: " You know, I like > > > > construction workers...those > > > > guys always understand when you have a few parts > > > > left over at the end, and > > > > when the job takes longer than you said it > > would. " > > > > > > > > But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he > > > > observed: " You're all wrong. > > > > Politicians are the easiest to operate on. > > There's > > > > no guts, no heart, and no > > > > spine, and the head and butt are > > interchangeable. " > > > > > > > > Robin > > > > Wife to Doug > > > > Mommy to Tyler, 4 yrs., and Brennan, 1 yr. > > > > Singer, wife, mom, secretary.. and not in that > > > > particular order. > > > > > > > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass > > Mailing > > > > List at Onelist.com > > > > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > > > > Get the Patient Manual at > > > > http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > > > > > > > and for more on the MGB,Don't miss : > > > > http://www.fourlane.com/mgb > > > > > > > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: > > > > MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ===== > > > Kristi in AL > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 4, 2000 Report Share Posted September 4, 2000 Judith, See, I didn't even know that, so how could I have been talking about you. hehe I actually like attorneys. My dad is one. Also, a dear friend of mine that paassed away a month ago was also an attorney and I named my child after him.... Does that tell you what I think? hehe I have several attorney friends, so when I talk about attorneys realize it is meant to be funny. Maybe I am not funny. I just think I am. LOL at myself.... ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! LOL SEe ya! Kristi --- judith wrote: > Yes, L and I both are > Re: a little funny > . . > > > . > > > > > > > > > > Cute, but I was dissappointed that there > wasn " t an > > > > observation about an attorney! hehe > > > > No , that is NOT directed at you.... > > > > Kristi > > > > > > > > > > > > --- MomInSWFL@... wrote: > > > > > Who makes the best patients? > > > > > > > > > > Five surgeons are discussing who makes the > best > > > > > patients. > > > > > > > > > > The first surgeon says, " I like to see > > > accountants > > > > > on my operating table, > > > > > because when you open them up, everything > inside > > > is > > > > > numbered. " > > > > > > > > > > The second responds, " Yeah, but you should > try > > > > > electricians! Everything > > > > > inside them is color coded. " > > > > > > > > > > The third surgeon says, " No, I really think > > > > > librarians are the best; > > > > > everything inside them is in alphabetical > > > order. " > > > > > > > > > > The fourth surgeon chimes in: " You know, I > like > > > > > construction workers...those > > > > > guys always understand when you have a few > parts > > > > > left over at the end, and > > > > > when the job takes longer than you said it > > > would. " > > > > > > > > > > But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when > he > > > > > observed: " You're all wrong. > > > > > Politicians are the easiest to operate on. > > > There's > > > > > no guts, no heart, and no > > > > > spine, and the head and butt are > > > interchangeable. " > > > > > > > > > > Robin > > > > > Wife to Doug > > > > > Mommy to Tyler, 4 yrs., and Brennan, 1 yr. > > > > > Singer, wife, mom, secretary.. and not in > that > > > > > particular order. > > > > > > > > > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass > > > Mailing > > > > > List at Onelist.com > > > > > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > > > > > Get the Patient Manual at > > > > > http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > > > > > > > > > and for more on the MGB,Don't miss : > > > > > http://www.fourlane.com/mgb > > > > > > > > > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: > > > > > MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ===== > > > > Kristi in AL > > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 5, 2000 Report Share Posted September 5, 2000 Boy! That was a good one! Re: a little funny . . . > > > > Cute, but I was dissappointed that there wasn " t an > > observation about an attorney! hehe > > No , that is NOT directed at you.... > > Kristi > > > > > > --- MomInSWFL@... wrote: > > > Who makes the best patients? > > > > > > Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best > > > patients. > > > > > > The first surgeon says, " I like to see accountants > > > on my operating table, > > > because when you open them up, everything inside is > > > numbered. " > > > > > > The second responds, " Yeah, but you should try > > > electricians! Everything > > > inside them is color coded. " > > > > > > The third surgeon says, " No, I really think > > > librarians are the best; > > > everything inside them is in alphabetical order. " > > > > > > The fourth surgeon chimes in: " You know, I like > > > construction workers...those > > > guys always understand when you have a few parts > > > left over at the end, and > > > when the job takes longer than you said it would. " > > > > > > But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he > > > observed: " You're all wrong. > > > Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's > > > no guts, no heart, and no > > > spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable. " > > > > > > Robin > > > Wife to Doug > > > Mommy to Tyler, 4 yrs., and Brennan, 1 yr. > > > Singer, wife, mom, secretary.. and not in that > > > particular order. > > > > > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing > > > List at Onelist.com > > > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > > > Get the Patient Manual at > > > http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > > > > > and for more on the MGB,Don't miss : > > > http://www.fourlane.com/mgb > > > > > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: > > > MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > > > > > > > > > > > > ===== > > Kristi in AL > > > > __________________________________________________ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 5, 2000 Report Share Posted September 5, 2000 hehehe....<still on the floor LMAO!!!!!> Jai > > > > Who makes the best patients? > > > > > > > > Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best > > > > patients. > > > > > > > > The first surgeon says, " I like to see accountants > > > > on my operating table, > > > > because when you open them up, everything inside is > > > > numbered. " > > > > > > > > The second responds, " Yeah, but you should try > > > > electricians! Everything > > > > inside them is color coded. " > > > > > > > > The third surgeon says, " No, I really think > > > > librarians are the best; > > > > everything inside them is in alphabetical order. " > > > > > > > > The fourth surgeon chimes in: " You know, I like > > > > construction workers...those > > > > guys always understand when you have a few parts > > > > left over at the end, and > > > > when the job takes longer than you said it would. " > > > > > > > > But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he > > > > observed: " You're all wrong. > > > > Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's > > > > no guts, no heart, and no > > > > spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable. " > > > > > > > > Robin > > > > Wife to Doug > > > > Mommy to Tyler, 4 yrs., and Brennan, 1 yr. > > > > Singer, wife, mom, secretary.. and not in that > > > > particular order. > > > > > > > > This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing > > > > List at Onelist.com > > > > Please visit our web site at http://clos.net > > > > Get the Patient Manual at > > > > http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm > > > > > > > > and for more on the MGB,Don't miss : > > > > http://www.fourlane.com/mgb > > > > > > > > To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: > > > > MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ===== > > > Kristi in AL > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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