Guest guest Posted September 4, 2000 Report Share Posted September 4, 2000 Who makes the best patients? Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients. The first surgeon says, " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. " The second responds, " Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded. " The third surgeon says, " No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order. " The fourth surgeon chimes in: " You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would. " But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: " You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable. " Robin Wife to Doug Mommy to Tyler, 4 yrs., and Brennan, 1 yr. Singer, wife, mom, secretary.. and not in that particular order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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