Guest guest Posted November 5, 2003 Report Share Posted November 5, 2003 A old friend sent this to me this week. She knew I was having a rough time and it made me laugh. I hope it makes all of you laugh too. Sara Late one dark and rainy night a man was walking home alone when he hears a....... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ... faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP.... BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.... Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ... his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of ROBITUSSIN. Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition, and... the coffin stops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 5, 2003 Report Share Posted November 5, 2003 Sara, Thanks for the joke. That was TOO FUNNY! Gale > A old friend sent this to me this week. She knew I was having a > rough time and it made me laugh. I hope it makes all of you laugh > too. Sara > > Late one dark and rainy night a man was walking home alone when he > hears a....... > BUMP... > BUMP... > BUMP... behind him. > Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright > coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him > BUMP... > BUMP... > BUMP... > Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin > bouncing quickly behind him ... > faster... > faster... > BUMP... > BUMP.... > BUMP. > He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, > rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin > crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ... > clappity-BUMP... > clappity-BUMP... > clappity-BUMP... > clappity-BUMP... > on the heels of the terrified man.... > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His > heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in > sobbing gasps. > With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping > and clapping towards him. > The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ... > his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of ROBITUSSIN. > Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the > apparition, > and... > the coffin stops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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