Fw: Monday Chuckle

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It works on Thursday, too! Love, Judy FW: Monday Chuckle Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were seriousenough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident tocourt. Incourt, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?" ''Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite muleBessie into the--" ''I didn't ask for any details,'' the lawyer interrupted. ''Just answerthe question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, that youwerefine?" ''Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and was driving down theroad--''''Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of theaccident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he wasjust fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue myclient. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer thequestion.''By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer andtold the lawyer so. ''Well," said the farmer, "as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, myfavorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highwaywhen this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked mytruckright in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was throwninto the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However,Icould hear ol' Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terribleshapejust by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman cameonthe scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over toher.After he looked at her he took out his gun and shot her between theeyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his handandlooked at me. He said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoother. How are you feeling?'"