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This is why there is menopause.......

With all the new technology regarding fertility, a

65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby. When she

was discharged from the hospital, her relatives came

to visit.

" May we see the new baby? " one asked.

" Not yet, " said the 65 year-old mother, " Soon. "

10 minutes passed and another relative asked,

" May we see the new baby now? "

" Not yet, " said the mother.

Another 20 minutes later, they asked again, " May we see the baby now? "

" No, not yet, " replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked,

" Well, when CAN we see the baby? "

" When it cries, " she told them.

" WHEN IT CRIES?? " they demanded. " Why do we have

to wait until it CRIES?? "

" Because, " she told them, " I forgot where I put it.... "

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