Fw: Jobs

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I can vouch that retirement is the best job I've ever had! Love, Judy Jobs> OLD, BUT STILL GOODUNS.>> Perfect Job> Author Unknown>> My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got> canned...couldn't concentrate.>> After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for> it...mainly because it was a so-so job.>> Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my> life, but I just didn't have the thyme.>> Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.>> I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but> the work was just too draining.>> I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut> the mustard.>> Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it,> so they gave me the ax.>> Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.>> So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for> the job.>> After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a> historian until I realized there was no future in it.>> I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any> patience.>> My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't> noteworthy.>> I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live> on my net income.>> My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was> always the same old grind.>> SO I RETIRED AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!>>>>>>>>>