Re: You know you're fat when . . . .

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In a message dated 9/8/2000 11:10:51 AM Eastern Daylight Time,

lindat@... writes:

<< You know you're fat when . . . " list. >>

How about " You know you're fat when your stomach goes thru the door before

the rest of you does "

Cathy Morrow in Lenoir, NC

BMI 42

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

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In a message dated 9/8/2000 11:10:38 AM Eastern Daylight Time,

lindat@... writes:

<< (My BMI was 42 and my waist was 45 - OUCH!) >>

that's not so bad... my BMI is *only* 39, but my waist is between 45-46! BIG

OUCH!

~Robin <----thinking maybe she measured wrong?? could be??

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You know you're fat when.... you can't fit into your maternity clothes..

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You know your fat when, it doesn't matter which way you turn you know your

not fitting down that isle

[Guest guest]

I got it...

You know you're fat when someone tells you to haul butt and you have

to make 3 trips.

Pam

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In a message dated 9/8/2000 2:52:16 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

florence@... writes:

<< My BMI was 43 and my waist was 48. My faulty scale and fault tape measure

told me so. >>

ROFL!! I'm so glad I'm not the only one living in this world!!! ;o)

~Robin

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In a message dated 9/8/2000 2:52:24 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

florence@... writes:

<< My BMI was 43 and my waist was 48. My faulty scale and fault tape measure

told me so.

Painfully Thin in land >>

I do love your posts Flo!!!!!!!! My BMI is 42 and my waist is 48 " and to beat

it all I'm only 60 " tall. LOL LOL I'm one of those who is almost literally as

big around as I am tall.

Cathy Morrow in Lenoir, NC

BMI 42

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

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In a message dated 9/8/2000 3:00:49 PM Eastern Daylight Time, slrc@...

writes:

<< You know you're fat when... you look down and your stomach sticks out

further that your " boobs " >>

LOL LOL LOL LOL........ROTFLMAO........LOL LOL That's me!!!!!!

Cathy Morrow in Lenoir, NC

BMI 42

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

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You know you're fat when you wear a lovely blouse, with a strand of pearls and a

lawn chair

on your butt

Florence Ballengee

Hollywood, land

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In a message dated 9/8/2000 3:16:52 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

TooEnable@... writes:

<< You know you're fat when every time you put on your corduroy pants

your husband runs for the fire extinguisher! >>

LOL LOL LOL LOL Good One!!!!!

Cathy Morrow in Lenoir, NC

BMI 42

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

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You know your fat when people say you must be due soon...

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Subject: RE: You know you're fat when . . . .

You don't allow yourself to sit at a picnic table unless there is someone

already seated on the opposite side.. to serve as a counter-weight.

Jenn

Vancouver, WA

298, BMI 48

MGB 11/1/00

(One day closer..... yippee!!)

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Robin. We're all sure you measured wrong. No one in this group has a large

waist. No one in

this group has a large butt. We are all normal sized people. We are a group of

people who

have purchased faulty scales, faulty tape measures and clothing that was marked

wrong. Hell,

many of us have had clothing shrink while merely hanging in our closets for no

apparent

reason. That's what we have in common here...perfect people in a faulty world.

You've

joined a club of kindred spirits.

My BMI was 43 and my waist was 48. My faulty scale and fault tape measure told

me so.

Painfully Thin in land

> ** Original Subject: RE: You know you're fat when . . . .

> **

> ** Original Date: Fri, 08 Sep 2000 11:24:24 -0600

> ** Original Message follows...

>

> In a message dated 9/8/2000 11:10:38 AM Eastern Daylight Time,

> lindat@... writes:

>

> << (My BMI was 42 and my waist was 45 - OUCH!) >>

>

> that's not so bad... my BMI is *only* 39, but my waist is between 45-46! BIG

> OUCH!

>

> ~Robin <----thinking maybe she measured wrong?? could be??

>

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Florence Ballengee

Hollywood, land

florence@...

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>

> That gives me an idea. How about (like the " top ten " things lists

we

> were doing) a " You know you're fat when . . . " list.

>

> Here's one:

>

> 1. You know you're fat when your BMI is over 40 and your waist is

> bigger than your BMI.

>

> (My BMI was 42 and my waist was 45 - OUCH!)

>

>

You know you're fat when... people ask when the baby is due and

you're not pregnant.

You know you're fat when... you look down and your stomach sticks out

further that your " boobs "

[Guest guest]

You know you're fat when every time you put on your corduroy pants

your husband runs for the fire extinguisher!

My husband was a Boy Scout, he knows how dangerous it can be to rub

those things together! Swishhhh Swishhhhh Swishhhhh LOL

[Guest guest]

You know your fat when......

You are as wide as you are tall. My waist is 60 " and my height is 5'5 " !!!!

[Guest guest]

I don't fit in this category my waist is 44 but my BMI is 59!!!!! My

Butt is what is higher than my BMI. Oh the secrets we tell on this

public list.

> In a message dated 9/8/2000 2:52:24 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

> florence@u... writes:

>

> << My BMI was 43 and my waist was 48. My faulty scale and fault

tape measure

> told me so.

>

> Painfully Thin in land >>

>

> I do love your posts Flo!!!!!!!! My BMI is 42 and my waist is 48 "

and to beat

> it all I'm only 60 " tall. LOL LOL I'm one of those who is almost

literally as

> big around as I am tall.

>

> Cathy Morrow in Lenoir, NC

> BMI 42

> A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

[Guest guest]

> I got it...

>

> You know you're fat when someone tells you to haul butt and you

have

> to make 3 trips.

>

> Pam

LOL, Pam!

[Guest guest]

> Robin. We're all sure you measured wrong. No one in this

> group has a large waist. No one in this group has a large

> butt. We are all normal sized people. We are a group of

> people who have purchased faulty scales, faulty tape

> measures and clothing that was marked wrong. Hell,

> many of us have had clothing shrink while merely

> hanging in our closets for no apparent reason. That's

> what we have in common here...perfect people in a

> faulty world. You've joined a club of kindred spirits.

>

> My BMI was 43 and my waist was 48. My faulty scale

> and fault tape measure told me so.

>

> Painfully Thin in land

I somehow picked up one of those carnival mirrors, you

know, the ones that make you look *really* fat? I

got it in a yard sale, so it was a pretty good deal.

If I stand on the other side, maybe it will make me

look skinny.

" My stomach is smaller than my incredibly small boobs now "

[Guest guest]

--- srozycki@s... wrote:

> I don't fit in this category my waist is 44 but my BMI is 59!!!!!

My

> Butt is what is higher than my BMI. Oh the secrets we tell on this

> public list.

SIS! Another member of the butt sisters! Oh, we must have a reunion

soon!

[Guest guest]

Hahaha! Ain't that the truth!

You want one worse than that? I've got a *webpage* up now,

with *all* my measurements, past and current, and " before "

pictures -- all on the same page . . . .

and I'm looking for a boyfriend, when they *all* have

internet access! LOL!

Speaking of the webpage, I just looked at the stats for the MGB

section and in the couple of weeks since I put it up, it has had

6,800 hits <----- I am *not* making this up, I didn't

invent the statistics keeper-thingy and I don't keep track

of the stats, my service provider does this. I had never

looked at the stats before. I was shocked silly.

The MOST visited page? The MGB Family Photos Page!

http://www.fourlane.com/mgb/mgbfam.htm

The NEXT most visited page? My stats, the one with my

before-after, waist and hip sizes. Sigh.

Weeeehaw!

> In a message dated 9/8/2000 5:10:03 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

> srozycki@s... writes:

>

> << Oh the secrets we tell on this

> public list. >>

>

> Ain't it the truth!!!!!! LOL LOl Only here would I have ever told

my

waist

> measurement.

>

> Cathy Morrow in Lenoir, NC

> BMI 42

> A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

[Guest guest]

> Robin. We're all sure you measured wrong. No one in this group has

a large waist. No one in

> this group has a large butt. We are all normal sized people. We are

a group of people who

> have purchased faulty scales, faulty tape measures and clothing

that was marked wrong. Hell,

> many of us have had clothing shrink while merely hanging in our

closets for no apparent

> reason. That's what we have in common here...perfect people in a

faulty world. You've

> joined a club of kindred spirits.

>

> My BMI was 43 and my waist was 48. My faulty scale and fault tape

measure told me so.

>

> Painfully Thin in land

NeoPlanet at http://www.neoplanet.com

Awww, comeon! I thought it was the drycleaner's fault that the

clothes came back smaller. Shoot! You blew my theory.

ebbieday in VA

preop 9/14

[Guest guest]

> >

> > That gives me an idea. How about (like the " top ten " things

lists

> we

> > were doing) a " You know you're fat when . . . " list.

> >

> > Here's one:

> >

> > 1. You know you're fat when your BMI is over 40 and your waist

is

> > bigger than your BMI.

> >

> > (My BMI was 42 and my waist was 45 - OUCH!)

> >

> >

>

> You know you're fat when... people ask when the baby is due and

> you're not pregnant.

>

> You know you're fat when... you look down and your stomach sticks

out

> further that your " boobs "

You know you are fat when you have to hold the shopping cart down to

keep it from floating away by hanging on it to ease your back pain.

ebbieday

[Guest guest]

Oh THAT carnival mirror. I have one. In fact, all mine are those. But I've

checked and the

other side doesn't make me look skinny. I have the ones with the loose skin

side. You know,

the bat wings deluxe side.

Flo who's delusional and imagining she's painfully thin already...in land,

of course

> ** Original Subject: RE: Re: You know you're fat when . .

.. .

> ** >

> ** Original Date: Fri, 08 Sep 2000 17:23:12 -0600

> ** Original Message follows...

>

>

> > Robin. We're all sure you measured wrong. No one in this

> > group has a large waist. No one in this group has a large

> > butt. We are all normal sized people. We are a group of

> > people who have purchased faulty scales, faulty tape

> > measures and clothing that was marked wrong. Hell,

> > many of us have had clothing shrink while merely

> > hanging in our closets for no apparent reason. That's

> > what we have in common here...perfect people in a

> > faulty world. You've joined a club of kindred spirits.

> >

> > My BMI was 43 and my waist was 48. My faulty scale

> > and fault tape measure told me so.

> >

> > Painfully Thin in land

>

>

> I somehow picked up one of those carnival mirrors, you

> know, the ones that make you look *really* fat? I

> got it in a yard sale, so it was a pretty good deal.

> If I stand on the other side, maybe it will make me

> look skinny.

>

> " My stomach is smaller than my incredibly small boobs now "

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at Onelist.com

> Please visit our web site at http://clos.net

> Get the Patient Manual at http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm

>

> and for more on the MGB,Don't miss :

> http://www.fourlane.com/mgb

>

> To Unsubscribe Send and Email to: MiniGastricBypass-unsubscribe (AT) egroups (DOT) com

>

>** --------- End Original Message ----------- **

>

Florence Ballengee

Hollywood, land

florence@...

Always happy to be a contact...just write me!

or call me at

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In a message dated 9/8/2000 8:27:14 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

Dwade303@... writes:

<< You know you are fat when you have to hold the shopping cart down to

keep it from floating away by hanging on it to ease your back pain.

ebbieday >>

That is so true, everytime my husband and I go shopping I tell him to let me

push the cart cause it keeps my back from hurting as bad when we're walking

around.

Cathy Morrow in Lenoir, NC

BMI 42

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step