Guest guest Posted September 19, 2000 Report Share Posted September 19, 2000 Subject: OLD! " OLD " IS WHEN....Your sweetie says, " Let's go upstairs and make love, " and you answer, " Honey, I can't do both! " " OLD " IS WHEN.... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. " OLD " IS WHEN....A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. " OLD " IS WHEN....Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. " OLD " IS WHEN....You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. " OLD " IS WHEN....When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. " OLD " IS WHEN.... " Getting a little action " means you don't need to take any fiber today. " OLD " IS WHEN.... " Getting lucky " means you find your car in the parking lot. " OLD " IS WHEN....An " all nighter " means not getting up to pee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 19, 2000 Report Share Posted September 19, 2000 OLD is when you reach down to tie your shoes, you look around to see if there is anything else you can do while you're down. Betty in WNC Re: Fw: Old is when >In a message dated 9/19/2000 7:06:38 PM Eastern Daylight Time, >aktwins@... writes: > ><< > > << " OLD " IS WHEN....An " all nighter " means not getting up to pee! > >> > >> > >OLD IS WHEN you are sitting on the edge of the bed and can't remember if you >are going to bed or getting up? >Trish > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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