Guest guest Posted July 7, 2002 Report Share Posted July 7, 2002 This is why there is menopause....... With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the hospital, her relatives came to visit. " May we see the new baby? " one asked. " Not yet, " said the 65 year-old mother, " Soon. " 10 minutes passed and another relative asked, " May we see the new baby now? " " Not yet, " said the mother. Another 20 minutes later, they asked again, " May we see the baby now? " " No, not yet, " replied the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked, " Well, when CAN we see the baby? " " When it cries, " she told them. " WHEN IT CRIES?? " they demanded. " Why do we have to wait until it CRIES?? " " Because, " she told them, " I forgot where I put it.... " --------- End Forwarded Message --------- Is your boss reading your email? ....Probably Keep your messages private by using Lycos Mail. Sign up today at http://mail.lycos.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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